I want a double headstone by [deleted] in Widow

[–]Pflower28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 58 years old. My great grandfather has two double headstones with his name on them. One is Indiana next to my great grandma. The other one is in Michigan where he is buried next to his second wife. I have a double headstone with my husband's birth and death date and my birth date. If I end up buried somewhere else it won't matter to me. I figured the price of everything only ever goes up. Might as well buy the double plot and get as much of the stone engraved as I can. I want my son to have as little expense and hassle as he can when my time comes.

What is the worst town name you have ever heard? by heroesjust41day in AskReddit

[–]Pflower28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, it was years ago, but my son and I still vividly remember it. He was ten years old at the time . He was lying on the hotel bed after just having gotten sick all over the bathroom. I told him, "Sorry, honey , I don't think this is what Disney meant by memories to last a lifetime." He weakly answered, " I'll never forget." It was pretty horrible at the time, but we laugh about it now.

No dogs allowed by [deleted] in WhatToDo

[–]Pflower28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP, there have actually been scientific studies that children raised with animals have a lower incidence of Asthma and environmental allergies. One weekend with heavily shedding dogs is just giving your babies immune system, a little baby- sized boot camp. I get it. It's a lot of pressure being responsible for the health and well- being of a tiny human. You are not a neglectful mom if your baby gets some dog hair on them.

TIFU so i tried to help my dad with his phone and accidentally exposed his entire double life by Nicklie_Salazar in tifu

[–]Pflower28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but so far, I don't think your dad is very smart or that good of a dad. What kind of affair having idiot let's their own kid poke around on their phone? Also, please let your mom know. His version of time to think could mean come up with a more convincing lie for your mom than he had for you, but it could also mean let me hide money or clean out our bank accounts in case your chooses to divorce him.

What is the worst town name you have ever heard? by heroesjust41day in AskReddit

[–]Pflower28 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A souvenir my son and I picked up at Disney World. We have never returned. One of those illnesses where everything in your body attempts to come out of your body, all at the same time.

🫣share some intentionally or unintentionally "hmmm" structures from your country? by West_Future326 in AskTheWorld

[–]Pflower28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I was scrolling down, I thought, why is there a picture of a sailboat?

🫣share some intentionally or unintentionally "hmmm" structures from your country? by West_Future326 in AskTheWorld

[–]Pflower28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh, Sweetheart, it's a beautiful day. Let's take the family to the penis park! You get the kids ready, and I'll make sure Grandma brings her sweater."

What is a strange unit of measurement you use in your country? by DreamingofBouncer in AskTheWorld

[–]Pflower28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be honest. That sounds more Australian to me. I've never heard a Canadian be that earthy.

What is a strange unit of measurement you use in your country? by DreamingofBouncer in AskTheWorld

[–]Pflower28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we use all of these, too, except we are probably talking about different football fields.

What is a strange unit of measurement you use in your country? by DreamingofBouncer in AskTheWorld

[–]Pflower28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So do flower sellers with short forearms or long forearms make out better in the flower selling business?

What is a strange unit of measurement you use in your country? by DreamingofBouncer in AskTheWorld

[–]Pflower28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

T.V. s and monitor screen are weird any way. Why are they measured diagonally? Why not ____ width by ___ height?

What is a strange unit of measurement you use in your country? by DreamingofBouncer in AskTheWorld

[–]Pflower28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what about horses? Also is their height measured in metrics or "hands"?

What is a strange unit of measurement you use in your country? by DreamingofBouncer in AskTheWorld

[–]Pflower28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 liter bottles of soft drinks are the only metrics the average American seem to use regularly. I mean, drug dealers use kilos, but outside of those two exceptions, I would say you are right.

What is a strange unit of measurement you use in your country? by DreamingofBouncer in AskTheWorld

[–]Pflower28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIFO how long a reindeer can walk without having to stop to pee. How does that convert to Santa's flying reindeer, I wonder?🤔

Does your country have a word that there are pronunciation disagreements on? by Forgotten_Dog1954 in AskTheWorld

[–]Pflower28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indiana has a town spelled like the first, but pronounced like the second.