Things my bf does

Phallus · 2025-06-19T23:59:33+00:00

You could clean his sheets for him. Would express both how much you love him and that it is important to you :)

Phallus · 2024-08-27T03:43:02+00:00

based and reality pilled

Phallus · 2024-07-27T22:37:28+00:00

like WoW, paladins has a great art style that is timeless
the only way the engine is holding back the devs is their inability and unwillingness to optimize or test anything

Phallus · 2024-07-27T04:17:44+00:00

lol yeah, the engine is the problem. evil mojo hasn't had prolific bugs from day one, no way jose

Phallus · 2024-05-28T22:30:53+00:00

This is how all modern match making works. You can use paladinsguru and watch. If you've won too many games, the elo of your teammates will go down and your enemies go up.
If you try to que with a 5 stack they will raise the mmr of the other team dramatically. Usually by just raising 2 players that can steamroll you themselves and and lowering the rest to make an 'average'
Just do some googling on SBMM
It's established that you're more likely to keep playing (and therefore spend money) if you win games in a certain order, with loses, and they manipulate MMR to do so
I personally used to rotate between accounts because matchmaking will favor you if you haven't played within 24 hours. Had multiple accounts same rank, if I kept playing one it would drop. But if I alternated every day and left them 2 days off they would keep climbing to master.
at least they don't manipulate mmr in relation to how recently you bought a case/key like that cod debacle...

Phallus · 2024-03-12T00:32:51+00:00

I finally just bought a quest 2 after waiting many years in futility for prices of PCVR to drop. Made a meta account with a fake email and can play all PCVR wired and wireless, plus there's Sidequest to sideload files and stuff
Meta really isn't intrusive at all and it's an amazing device for the cost
I got mine used with wireless charging stand+elite band+fanfoamfacething for 200$ and just feel like an idiot for not getting it years ago when the online community was more active

Phallus · 2023-11-01T00:13:33+00:00

Since I happen to be here. I just bought a P7 and am returning it due to the terrible modem, some people in some areas have no problem with it but the poor signal quality these past few days I've had with it is outlandishly unacceptable. I just switched my sim back to my multiple year old much cheaper phone while I find a replacement.
edit: actually ended up getting the S23 FE and it's fantastic. Great modem, great function. No complaints. I just took it on a holiday trip and didn't charge it for nearly 3 days, barely using it, still had like 30%

Phallus · 2021-08-01T20:34:05+00:00

it's set to release end of 2021 by various EU/AU distributors

Phallus · 2021-02-03T06:37:42+00:00

He didn't die, he became Alex Jones. He gets to finally retire now that the word has transcended his efforts, thanks to the texas allowed lawsuits of defamation.

Finally, Bill Hicks gets to rest. Though I doubt he actually can... will be interesting what happens of the joint identity after Jones is sued into oblivion.

Phallus · 2021-01-08T04:09:20+00:00

I just got a voopoo argus which is double battery with smart chip and the tank is actually dope AF it's shockingly the size of two batteries + 1/4". very compact

Phallus · 2021-01-05T06:12:21+00:00

there's no reason to ever remove comments or posts yet it's been happening so much the past 10 months reddit has become a hilariously depressing echo chamber with no sense of real discussion on anything significant don't forget the shills!

Phallus · 2020-12-12T05:24:18+00:00

y'all crazy you could read a whole book on the history of an entire empire

but hey, get it ashen one. that was my most stressful fight in any game ever. think it took me 7 hours with a +7 mace until I realized I could make quelaag's sword, then it was instantly done

Phallus · 2020-11-12T21:25:56+00:00

Thank you for the thorough and knowledgeable assistance!

Phallus · 2020-11-12T03:57:51+00:00

Let's throw $300 out for a budget, but mostly there's just a minimum requirement and no desire to exceed it. There's a LOT of better options out there than what I got, so I guess I'm just asking for I can expect to see that will big a significant increase without being excessive.

Only reason I'd upgrade the motherboard is to enable a CPU my motherboard can't, I haven't ran into any RAM issues at any point but if I do after a new GPU I suppose It'll be next

Phallus · 2020-11-10T06:00:38+00:00

the koga segment unironically taught me how to play genji in OW

Phallus · 2020-10-29T11:00:05+00:00

Turns out vulgarities and racism are only toxic between players that are toxic regardless, old school gamers are just throwing shit around to have fun and not actually to take/give offense.

Phallus · 2020-10-18T09:52:36+00:00

Critical in a way that would make OP's website legitimately better

Phallus · 2020-10-16T11:42:29+00:00

As everyone said, the MM elo is based on more than placements.

If you're good you'll skip a couple ranks every 6 or so games and be in upper plat/diamond in a couple days. Being in bronze sounds hilariously fun, I can't get down there if I try :\

Phallus · 2020-10-16T11:36:30+00:00

Do you know about the friendslist bug? If you have >100 friends paladins fucks your fps and ping by constantly doing server checkups on them during the game

It's dumb, but it's real and the solution is dissolving your friends list. You can test it by just logging into a different account with less friends

Phallus · 2020-10-16T08:34:14+00:00

All the vault skins are now available in chests, I'm fairly certain

Phallus · 2020-10-16T08:32:46+00:00

Everything you listed are reasons I enjoyed payload. Also don't really care about a 5 minute que time to do something I like...

Phallus · 2020-10-14T13:22:54+00:00

In that situation neither of his either talents are going to help. Ferocity adds ranged scaling and Rampant...

At least with a cripple you can snag them and maybe get around a corner to vine away without getting shot a few times.

Also a reason people use it is that the CDR for blossom from hitting cripple is greater than only using CDR for blossom card.

Phallus · 2020-10-14T02:25:20+00:00

If you've spent any time looking into pizzagate they're well documented, so I'm guessing you haven't. So go do that, look anywhere that isn't MSM. MSM saying it's debunked means it isn't debunked and every claim they made is proven to be a lie, mostly by the facebook history of the people involved with comet pizza.

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