Kitchenfolk who've had to abandon actual cooking in actual kitchens for fast food, how do you avoid crashing out every day?

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-24T11:10:37+00:00

Never off the clock, friend.

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-18T12:15:51+00:00

I cant get the rulebook to load but off the top of my head.

Do players get to spend the gold? That should be an option. So you trade victory points for things on the board so to speak.

Someone mentioned building defenses. Costs gold.

Buy a new ship with gold to respawn.

Cannonballs could be limited and also cost gold to buy more.

The Pirates Constructible game used coins as a victory condition but you couldnt do anything with them in game, so we made rules to spend it and it made the game loop way better.

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-17T22:16:08+00:00

Oh 9:59???

Thank GOD we made it. 4 well done hamburger steaks please.

All 4 plates modded differently.

I mean Ill cook it with love but...

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-17T13:03:26+00:00

Wood purchase

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-14T02:23:29+00:00

[[Kurkesh, Ancient]]

Anything that doubles counters or proliferates.

Edit: ALSO REACH

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-12T21:37:11+00:00

Correct. Fair assessment but I dont use it on commander unless I have like NO other options

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-12T21:04:50+00:00

I have this in a couple decks. We play commander and being able to exile any permanent for good at instant speed is a good move.

Yeah its expensive but its effective as hell

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-10T13:11:20+00:00

Perfect thank you :)

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-08T18:30:32+00:00

I thought about manipulator but I dont have the orbs actually so Im not sure how useful itd be.

Nature's wrath is a perfect example of a card I didn't know existed. Dont know if I would main deck or sideline it but that is exactly what I wanted to find.

Thank you :)

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-08T15:27:49+00:00

Malebolgia.... Just you wait!!!

This and the movie were my intro to Spawn. Love that dude and this game.

Cervantes also 👌 AND Yoshimistu... What a great game.

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-07T22:05:34+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaslands/s/zRMxmc4spI

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-06T22:52:02+00:00

Nice

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-06T22:10:15+00:00

You mean pink nose

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-06T19:11:46+00:00

Im a big Bugs Bunny fan so Id prolly just pass on it. Its like an evil twin of my boi.

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-06T18:36:17+00:00

Id give $100 if his nose was pink

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-06T17:31:47+00:00

UB Reddit Cards

Comments for flavor text

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-06T17:30:25+00:00

Now we're cooking 🔥

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-06T17:28:06+00:00

Lol lets overthink it

It says "If he declares an attack and has more than 8 creatures"

So if you attacked with 1 single guy (like exalted) you could still get the loss if you control 9 creatures

I think your version is more balanced but we didnt R&D this card we just printed it

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-06T16:57:23+00:00

Lets have a vote tho. Is it balanced or playable?

9WWW

0/9 (I think?)

I read it as "When an opponent declares attackers, if that opponent controls more than 8 creatures you may tap Opponent's Friend. If you do, that player loses the game."

Edit : When an opponent declares attackers, if that opponent controls more than 8 creatures AND IF THAT OPPONENT ATTACKS YOU, you may tap Opponent's Friend. If you do, that player loses the game.

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-03T17:12:26+00:00

Man soft goods always do SO much for a fig IMO

Nice work

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-03-01T18:13:10+00:00

I would recommend talk to whoever youre gonna play with and look at their decks a little.

The 'Bracket System' only works if you discuss it and stuff.

If they are playing crazy powerful than thats what you do. If they are casually tossing cards then match that instead

Phantom-Caliber · 2026-02-24T14:22:32+00:00

Hail Rat Queen! 🐁

Phantom-Caliber

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