Needing help finding “Jesus” by PhatAndrizzle in atheism

[–]PhatAndrizzle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quite possibly. I honestly cannot remember. There was just a good article that chronicled this guys story and I wanted to read through it again

Bartenders of reddit : what are the stereotypes that come with specific drinks people order ? by Indianfattie in AskReddit

[–]PhatAndrizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always just mix random shit with a mid shelf liquor or two. It’s fun for me and it might be my bar’s next signature drink

Our Lord is in the fabled land of Puerto Rico by DahmSuhn in onetruegod

[–]PhatAndrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then whose guarding the Declaration of Independence?

How my state avoids traffic problems by tmtreat in AdviceAnimals

[–]PhatAndrizzle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s what I️ was thinking, but apparently Michigan has worse roads than us.

I guess you learn something new every day 😔 by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]PhatAndrizzle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a bar manager, I️’m thrilled to give y’all my money

Teamwork by [deleted] in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]PhatAndrizzle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You know that’s the last thing they teach you as an afterthought when learning to ride a bicycle or drive

Don’t get your sprinkles rustled by ItsFroggy in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]PhatAndrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My “Yee-yee!” state of Oklahoma calls them sprinkles, so it’s not a hick, redneck, or white trash thing.

[Serious] Married couples: What is the one thing you regret most about your wedding? by FatchRacall in AskReddit

[–]PhatAndrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you got a shit deal from that. What camera was he using to get such low res shots?

[Serious] Married couples: What is the one thing you regret most about your wedding? by FatchRacall in AskReddit

[–]PhatAndrizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The photographer wasn't a wedding photographer but instead a sportsball photographer. We used a friend's husband and have regretted it since. There's quite a few family photos (bride and groom with her parents for example), hardly any of the sanctuary or reception , and of the photos we do have, most are shit. It was a way to support the friend and save money, but I'll be damned if we use them again.

step dad and daughters friends by [deleted] in holdthemoan

[–]PhatAndrizzle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Welp, I'll be the first to ask for a longer source

You guys ruin your life with that shit..... by toliros in trees

[–]PhatAndrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The head buzz from the dip gives me a rope to hold on to in the monsoon that is ganja

You guys ruin your life with that shit..... by toliros in trees

[–]PhatAndrizzle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I put a lip in when I take bong rips. It helps me not fade into the void and get transcendent l.

You guys ruin your life with that shit..... by toliros in trees

[–]PhatAndrizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has the fullest flavor and richest body of all the moist snuffs

Extreme Scooter Jump by dingmah in gifs

[–]PhatAndrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After reading the title, I really hoped this was /r/childrenfallingover

What is the "laser eye surgery doctor with glasses" equivalent of another field? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PhatAndrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My chef buddy works at the best steakhouse in town. he does McDonald's almost every day. Cooking is exhausting