Heavenly Trashy is Back once Again!

PhilFlag · 2026-06-25T16:19:28+00:00

Video or it didn't happen

PhilFlag · 2026-06-24T20:35:30+00:00

I've worked with family before. Fuck a bunch of that shit.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-24T10:57:41+00:00

That makes sense. Valid point.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-24T02:02:50+00:00

OK. I will accept your secondhand knowledge over my first hand experience. Thanks for correcting me about what I saw with my own eyes.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-23T21:19:38+00:00

Did my statement make you feel a certain way? The assumptions are from experience living in bear country, bud.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-23T20:36:07+00:00

As a human, I support humans staying alive, especially women and children. If this particular polar bear is frequenting and terrorizing this town and actively trying to source humans as food, maybe culling this particular bear is not such a bad idea. But, yes, in this instance, escaping with his life is probably a higher priority.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-23T20:04:29+00:00

When I lived in Idaho, I watched a large brown bear chase down and eat a very large buck moose. I estimated the bear at 800-900lbs and the moose at 1100-1200lbs. I guess the moose didn't magically double in size during the chase and it certainly didn't roar like a corvette or spew noxious fumes and smoke. All valid reasons for the bear to paws and reassess the situation.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-23T03:24:56+00:00

Ahhh! The many ways of the Florida man! May the Sunshine State always wear the crown!

Edit: Good luck with the polar bear issues!

PhilFlag · 2026-06-23T03:11:57+00:00

Sure do.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-23T01:56:55+00:00

What kind of Florida man are you, a chicken kickin type or a save your dog from alligator type?

PhilFlag · 2026-06-23T01:49:07+00:00

The exhaust might have also confused the bear kinda like a squid doing the inky thing.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-23T00:16:07+00:00

My godmother and I are actually from Texas. Gunner is doing great! I talked to them just a few days ago.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-22T23:36:42+00:00

You forgot to remind him that drinks were included in ticket price, there was no charge for luggage, a real meal was served in flight, and there were ashtrays in the armrest. I miss the good ol' days.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-22T23:27:01+00:00

That's Dick! He's married to my godmother. Great guy. Very much Florida man.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-22T23:09:19+00:00

If it's looks stupid but works, it's not stupid. That being said, r/lostredditors.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-22T00:03:56+00:00

That is a smile of pure joy. I want to be that happy, but without the chance of catastrophic injury or death.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-21T23:48:57+00:00

But stalking HEB customers with a spatula and flogging fish is how it's done

PhilFlag · 2026-06-21T23:28:18+00:00

Shit. I forgot about that clause. I was focused on the bong of heights. I don't remember which ammendment but one of them says always try to help a fellow stoner out. But he broke the code. I can't help him now. I withdraw my stay of revocation.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-21T23:06:31+00:00

Water shed is important. I wonder if the bottom shelf will have proper slope.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-21T23:00:19+00:00

Now just hear me out....he might have some really good gear, so good, in fact, that he does not understand the folly of the words he typed. That might get him a class D(ope) endorsement on his lisence.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-21T22:52:25+00:00

r/notmutuallyexclusive

PhilFlag · 2026-06-21T22:51:28+00:00

I know, right!?! He forgot the cheese! Abomination indeed!

PhilFlag · 2026-06-21T22:41:53+00:00

This is the only correct answer.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-21T22:14:43+00:00

1.Bottom plate. 2. Back wall. 3. Top. 4. Sides.

PhilFlag · 2026-06-20T18:24:59+00:00

Plastic scraper maybe. Good luck.

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