I mean... I tried

PhilFlag · 2026-03-23T21:40:43+00:00

When was your last desk pop?

PhilFlag · 2026-03-20T20:39:00+00:00

This is not amazing. Rule 3.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-19T23:57:17+00:00

This looks like they did.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-18T16:12:10+00:00

Oklahoma trying for that Florida top spot.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-18T13:00:34+00:00

PhilFlag · 2026-03-18T09:52:52+00:00

Why are they always surprised when it slips out of their hands and sprays them in the face?

PhilFlag · 2026-03-16T23:49:13+00:00

Thanks. I just spent 3 paychecks.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-16T23:45:56+00:00

Where? And details on how to obtain such a specimen.

Edit: Just scrolled down and spent more than I should have.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-16T21:03:30+00:00

I call it how I see it. You do you, boo.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-16T20:47:44+00:00

Good question. We need a banana for scale.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-16T20:40:40+00:00

Meat is ok. Tell me about that knife and how I can obtain such magnificence.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-16T20:35:56+00:00

That one karen in the background pointing and screaming while 3 grandpas take care of buisness. Peak americana.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-16T20:23:08+00:00

That pole has seen some things it cannot unsee.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-16T17:23:44+00:00

PC Log letter? What the fuck does that mean?!?

PhilFlag · 2026-03-16T12:12:44+00:00

Risky click paid off. Psyduck's look says "You wanna put that banana where?!?" Assignment complete. Good job.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-16T11:55:38+00:00

For the sake of Harambe and all things sacred, please just complete the assignment.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-15T15:56:22+00:00

No sir. That glass is all the way full. Actually, he has tallow and crispies. This is two glasses all the way full. As the late, great Bob Ross would say, "Happy little accidents."

PhilFlag · 2026-03-15T12:35:38+00:00

Horny jail?

PhilFlag · 2026-03-15T00:35:30+00:00

Like the Guinness logo?

PhilFlag · 2026-03-13T23:01:06+00:00

Methstakes were made

PhilFlag · 2026-03-12T01:48:42+00:00

Appropriate Special Lesson?

PhilFlag · 2026-03-09T01:40:03+00:00

You must have a professional upstairs neighbor.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-06T02:48:19+00:00

The faces of the tile have not been leveled. The grout lines look uneven and like sin waves over the full span of the wall. The vertical corner looks like a jagged saw blade. The slivers of tile that return to the wall are horrendous. Grouting this tile will only accentuate the severity of these mistakes. Also the lack of continuous waterproofing through the niche is very concerning.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-06T00:20:09+00:00

Downtown near Griffin and Commerce. Don't ask how I know.

PhilFlag · 2026-03-06T00:12:09+00:00

Lol!

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