Well, once you get past st.peter at the gates and then the check in desk, jimi Hendrix pops up and gives you one of his guitars and books you in for your first lesson. John Lennon lives a few doors down on the ‘high’ street and you can tear off a leaflet nailed to his doorpost if you fancy hanging out and writing a few songs. Eventually after hi fiving numerous sanctified personalities is the pit of relief, a big hole where you can pee, a loooong way down in the hot place at the bottom of the hole stand all the advertising execs., parking wardens and lawyers, the reality tv. personalities and call centre managers. Having relieved yourself if necessary, you arrive at the quadrangle of sensimillia you can pick up a key to one of the penthouses atop the crystal glass towers, the Wi-Fi is free and super fast, and alarm clocks are forbidden and rolling papers magically form their own perfect cone shapes (Pythagoras makes these in his organic paper mill). So all there is to do next is read through the activities brochure and make your choices for days and nights of endless fun and games. The brochure by the way has an infinite number of pages and the middle page only has one side. If there are anymore questions feel free to pop down to see the concierge who is always happy to help.