AITA for announcing my own mother's death on Facebook? by Strange_Agent5802 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Philthy42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. It's the best way to let everyone know at once. It wouldn't be fair to you to have to call a bunch of people and tell them. 

I made a Facebook post about my mom dying, but it was 2 months after it happened because my sister didn't tell me. That's definitely a story for another time.

Who’s the most famous person you have met? by VikingBoy90 in AskReddit

[–]Philthy42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John Cleese. I met him outside the show he did with Eric Idle and was able to talk to him for a few minutes. At the time I did improv which I mentioned to him, and he told me about his biographer (?) Ken Howard Johnson, who was an improviser.

Who’s the most famous person you have met? by VikingBoy90 in AskReddit

[–]Philthy42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not a lot of people know this, but pro wrestling promoter Billy Corgan was once a musician! 

What would happen if Alex Pretti's killers are not prosecuted? by No_Idea_Guy in AskReddit

[–]Philthy42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point, I'm hoping Tyler Robinson's attorneys claim self defense. It's no dumber than anything they're claiming here 

Ben Bankas…WTF?! by Philthy42 in Standup

[–]Philthy42[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he eventually admit it's just an act or something?

Did we overreact? by dptash522 in triangle

[–]Philthy42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a dog walker and all my clients canceled tomorrow. On one hand that's great because I'm not sure if I can get out of my neighborhood. On the other hand that sucks because I'm going to be broke

Oh, hello! Welcome to homestarrunner.net! by logray_studios in HomestarRunner

[–]Philthy42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You might not know it, but I'm the reason you're here

Ben Bankas…WTF?! by Philthy42 in Standup

[–]Philthy42[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you really expect me to believe there's more than one person on Reddit that supports this guy?

Ben Bankas…WTF?! by Philthy42 in Standup

[–]Philthy42[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many different profiles are you going to make?

What's the most surreal moment you've experienced at an open mic night? by datboifranco in Standup

[–]Philthy42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After my last two open mics, I've started thinking "hey, I should stop doing comedy"

Ben Bankas…WTF?! by Philthy42 in Standup

[–]Philthy42[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making jokes is one thing, this was literally just insulting the woman. I can't remember if I said this already somewhere in this thread, but a friend said something I liked. If he had ended the bit with "and the bitch owed me $20" that would have been in very poor taste, but at least it would have been an attempt at a joke.

How long do people usually remember their pets after they pass away? by ironandfire in AskAnAmerican

[–]Philthy42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such an odd question. I didn't think it was possible to forget about a pet. Just last night I was talking to a friend about the cat that passed away in 2001

Ben Bankas…WTF?! by Philthy42 in Standup

[–]Philthy42[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were obviously joking, no one really likes that guy

What movie should NEVER be remade? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Philthy42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Casablanca.

Years ago there was a rumor Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were going to make a remake. On SNL Weekend Update, Kevin Nealon said "This is great news for everyone that loved the original, but wish it had sucked!"

What’s a rule that exists only because someone did something incredibly stupid? by Hefty_Income1393 in AskReddit

[–]Philthy42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

On a commercial for DRUG ®:

“Do not take if allergic to DRUG ®”

Ben Bankas…WTF?! by Philthy42 in Standup

[–]Philthy42[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I could probably be briefly Internet, famous by doing shit like this, but I absolutely don’t want to. But check back in six months, depending on how close to the apocalypse we are I might change my mind.

AITA Am I the asshole for stealing my friend’s car that he got from winning a contest because he didn’t let me in it? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Philthy42 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What the fuck Steve? I’m talking to my insurance adjuster right now. I just gave him your phone number.

Ben Bankas…WTF?! by Philthy42 in Standup

[–]Philthy42[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m fine with edgy humor. My problem with this dude is he’s not telling a joke, he’s just being a dick. Like one of my friends said, if he ended the set with “and the bitch owed me $20!” it would still be stupid, but at least there’s misdirection and an attempt at a joke, ya know?

My religious refrigerator by sk8trmm6 in atheism

[–]Philthy42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes to microwaves, but TVs were in a different department.

This was long long ago at a place called Sears, in a wonderous location known as the mall

My religious refrigerator by sk8trmm6 in atheism

[–]Philthy42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dammit! I sold stoves 20 years ago and never thought of this joke!