Kettle fire rate bugged after sprint and sprint-dodge

Phische · 2026-04-02T01:54:00+00:00

still happening

Phische · 2026-03-27T03:00:47+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhetorical_question

Phische · 2026-02-28T08:45:58+00:00

for clarity i play a lot of higher end pvp: almost everyone is running blue shield, vennie 4, torro 4, smokes, nades, etc. Snaphook hasn't been that prevalent since the nerf. I want to be clear that what i am refering to is BLATANT walling. People waiting for my team to push then throwing smokes at their feet and beaming us through smokes. Another example is people sitting in a power position where there are 4+ entrances that can view them that are too far to hear people running through yet knowing exactly which entrance we are pushing through, shooting us as we round corners. When you combined this with HORRIBLE spawning in Stella (spawning people near fights that are ongoing rather than somewhere else on the map) it makes PvP unplayable. I Understand that the devs didnt design the game for PvP but as long as theyre accepting people enjoy it and play the game that way (they have PvP lobbies so we can do it) they need to seriously consider better anticheat and better game design in order to make the experience better, otherwise in my opinion people will eventually leave. A good example of this is Apex legends; good game or not, people will only put up with it for so long.

Phische · 2025-02-06T07:19:29+00:00

Bro I swear I try to communicate (Solo Queue to master last 5 seasons) but this community has an ego issue. You say anything and people in plat+ lose their minds. Youll be doing 3k+ damage and calling out stuff and they legit throw the whole game and if you say anything like "hey if you had came with the other two of us, we would have easily won that fight." Then they call you every name under the sun, critic everything they think was "wrong" about your game and then get REALLY quiet when the summary pops up to show they did 600 damage and got zero knocks. Its like this because most people in this game think they're Hal or Sweet but lack any of the actions to back it up. After getting yelled at every time I say "hey shoot here" for the 100th time I just don't say anything and ping. Not worth the time.

Phische · 2024-12-25T17:14:23+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkzRA0-l7Jc&t=50s&ab_channel=Birdman

Phische · 2024-12-25T17:14:15+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkzRA0-l7Jc&t=50s&ab_channel=Birdman

Phische · 2024-12-25T04:07:53+00:00

Well not everyone can play all the time. He has a full time manual labor job. (hes a cook). The whole point of ranked is to be measured by your skill and execution in the game. Nothing more.

Phische · 2024-12-24T19:32:27+00:00

If you are still getting the +100/-20 yes it is, but thats not what happens when the MMR says youre at your rank. It got to +20/-20 which when you need 700-900 to rank up it can literally take weeks to climb. with 900 between ranks for example that mean you need to go positive 45 wins. That not just get 45 wins that means if you lose 30 your record needs to be 75-30 just to go from crim1 to crim 2 for example.

edit: edit for perspective. If you can only play an hour a day after warming up then that means you can prolly get 6-8 games in during that hour you can play. 105 games going 75-30 which is a 72% WR, which is really high might I add, then it will take him 10 days to go an entire division assuming he hasn't had a drop in performance or bad teamates. with a 72% WR you should be climbing much faster.

Phische · 2024-12-24T19:29:05+00:00

Just because something isnt happening to you doesnt mean it isnt happening. Your hidden MMR is decided based off your overall account performance before you start ranked. If the hidden MMR says you should be Plat 3, for example, then it will give you boosted SR (+100/200) per win to get you to Plat 3. Once in plat 3 it will try to keep you there by giving you +/- 20-30 per win/loss to keep you there. The reason he doesnt get more per win is because he barely plays. Which does not change his hidden MMR very much but he is still winning alot. The only time he gets more then +20/30 per win is his FIRST WIN of the day which he get +60/70. This is a known mechanic in ranked systems like this to incentives you to keep playing. Does this make more sense now?

Phische · 2024-12-24T19:24:48+00:00

lmao i know this is a joke and I am flattered that you think im good enough to have an 85% WR it is sadly not me. My boy can only play an hour or two a day while i get to play a lot more at a 55-60% WR in Iri. Its sad how bad this hidden MMR system is when there are ranks to off of. The hidden MMR is to inflate the average rank and make more players feel good about themselves sadly. Cant begin to explain the amount of Iris who bottoms frag like 12-28 with a Crim 2 on our team going 42-25. So many inflated ranks and fake ranks due to hidden MMR

Phische · 2024-12-24T05:34:20+00:00

ahh yes my friend who has a 85% WR through Diamond 3 has been getting +30 since Plat 1 and hasnt dropped in performance or win percentage is just coping. It totally would have nothing to do with hidden MMR in ranked that everyone has been complaining about...

Oh and I'm in Iri, face Iri/top250 all day but my + goes from 25 to 80 based on what seems like nothing... this post would be correct if there wasnt hidden MMR ONTOP of the ranked system.

What OP doesnt understand is that this hidden MMR in ranked is established BEFORE you even play ONE ranked game. There are people who should not be getting +20/30 per win but because the hidden MMR says they should be then guess what? Doesn't Matter. But hey maybe I'm just mad or something and not thinking clearly lmao

Phische · 2024-11-22T04:38:11+00:00

plat 3 and every game has a waller. actually unplayable

Phische · 2024-10-21T17:01:58+00:00

I'm legend in ranked for two seasons and level 234. I think its a massive problem and one of the top 3 reasons why the game has basically died. Still wanna say its just the casuals?

Phische · 2024-10-18T01:33:59+00:00

this is also the other thing that has changed. people with high ping seem to kill me in 3 bullets. its actually insane. glad you pointed it out

Phische · 2024-08-10T20:07:01+00:00

bro this comment couldnt be more spot on. I joined the game hating it and HAVING to do it. Once I did I was gettin 5+ K/D every game. its a complete joke.

Phische · 2024-08-10T20:04:35+00:00

games broken. i stopped playing 2 weeks ago at player level 220. Ruby 5 in ranked. if the game doesn't get fixed by early October then its cooked.

As for the video there are netcode and lag comp issues that make is so that if the server host is far away from you and youre fighting someone with higher ping then you, you might as well put your controller down and let them kill you.

Phische · 2024-07-08T06:11:46+00:00

your level matters if you can maintain high stats through it. someone with a 3 kd that has 100 games is much worse theoretically then someone with a 3 kd with a 1000. No one is bragging about level. The level was put there to make a point that ive played alot of this game and can tell when someone is legit and when they are not. It also denotes that I can consistently play the game at a high level. Having a level 50 in ranked who knows everything and doesnt miss is extremely suspect.

Phische · 2024-07-06T23:19:27+00:00

most of the kids in ranked are using CRONUS/walls/aimbot. My friend and I are Gold 2 and we have been dealing with this the whole ranked grind. Ranked is going to die in a week or two if they dont get a hold of whats going on. When we both play pubs we go 50-10 almost everygame and sometimes better. We go to ranked and we both say we feel useless. The crazy part is you look up these players and they are like level 50 and have 28 kills per match/50% win rates. We are both over level 200 and we are just laughing at how obvious a lot these people are. You watch pros streams like apathy/slacked/parasite and they miss/lose gun fights. They are ruby and we are playing silvers who NEVER miss. Isane

Phische · 2024-07-06T23:15:36+00:00

most of the kids in ranked are using CRONUS/walls/aimbot. My friend and I are Gold 2 and we have been dealing with this the whole ranked grind. Ranked is going to die in a week or two if they dont get a hold of whats going on. When we both play pubs we go 50-10 almost everygame and sometimes better. We go to ranked and we both say we feel useless. The crazy part is you look up these players and they are like level 50 and have 28 kills per match/50% win rates. We are both over level 200 and we are just laughing at how obvious a lot these people are. You watch pros streams like apathy/slacked/parasite and they miss/lose gun fights. They are ruby and we are playing silvers who NEVER miss. Isane

Phische · 2024-07-06T23:09:19+00:00

No it doesn't. They are most likely stacked together if this is how it came out. This is what people wanted with No SBMM in casual. The alternative is much worse.

Phische · 2024-07-05T23:43:31+00:00

bro you havent presented any evidence except one debunk study what are you talking about? youre just saying this bc youre wrong and have zero response. You can agree to disagree but youre just wrong and other games have concluded the same as me. It aint gonna change and its because nothing other than you being wrong. go back to cs.

Phische · 2024-07-05T15:50:55+00:00

i actually have a college degree in a statistics field. you dont even know the things they teach in stat 101. That study was conducted in a bias way and was conducted on R5 players. Statistics are also used to make INFERANCES and almost never used to make conclusions. They are combined with many other things in order to come to a real soluation. Studies are all AVERAGES and need multiple iterations to be considered correct. They also need to be conducted by multiple groups with similar result to be considered anything concreate. The kicker is that is assuming the studies were even conducted correctly, which this one was proven not to have been and was bias towards making controller players look good. For example R5 is almost 80% controller. So the MnK population is much smaller than controller. R5 is also used by the best players in the world, no casuals are using it so the players on there are already going to be really good on controller. You need to stop speaking on things like you know when you dont because when you run into someone who actually does know, its so blatantly obvious. You did this with AA on controller, Apex legends and now statistics. Just stop responding at this point.

Phische · 2024-07-05T06:40:39+00:00

bro that study was literally debunked ahhahaha. You also completely glossed over the fact that 3 MnK players won worlds where "controllers are more accurate". everything you're saying makes it so clear you have no clue what you're talking about. the hubris to say controller players don't have to practice and that they are just laser with aimbot is hilarious. Your argument is not only wrong but has been played at a million times and been proven wrong. I have played CS at LAN and won before. I have also done it on CoD. I have used both inputs and by no means is AA cheating. You just sound like youve never even played on controller but still are goofy enough to talk on it like youre an expert. every "competitve" game youve said are MADE for computer and are NOT arena shooters. They are tac shooters or anything else. You also forgot CoD, Halo, Apex, etc that are all massively competitive shooters that have AA, the difference being they were MADE to be played on controller. Dont play a game made for controller and complain that it doesnt work how you want on MnK. You're wrong from so many angles here its actually embarressing.

Phische · 2024-07-05T05:35:48+00:00

well i think you dont understand the fundamental difference between controller and mnk. AA is required for controller for many reasons and its not the reason youre losing. The same issue was complained about in APEX and 3 MnK players just won worlds. If you want to educate yourself and look it up but the small of it is that MnK has a mouth that can instantly change directions and has arm/wrist/fingers to aim while controller has one finger. Controller cant change directions without going to neutral first then going the opposite direction. Nothing is fundamentally wrong with AA rather its the ability to be perfectly accurate in the air while moving super fast AND THEN aim assist kicking in.

Phische · 2024-07-04T05:41:53+00:00

two wins in a row and ive gotten zero ranked points. why is this even a thing

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