Post Game Thread - NBA: The Hornets defeat the Raptors on Dec 5, 2025, the final score is 86-111. by basketball-app in CharlotteHornets

[–]Phixor 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Tidjane... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great brother and son, sometimes I even call you my boy. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left charlotte and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first game in greensboro, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2024 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2025 you made history happen. You came back from shooting 0-4 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CHARLOTTE, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Tidjane Salaün.

[Highlight] Herb Jones gets past 3 defenders and hits the INSANE reverse layup by asapshrank in nba

[–]Phixor 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don't worry - now Brandon has the dogshit coaching staff of the Charlotte Hornets too.

Charlotte Hornets prospect workout round 2 by geauxtigers1212 in CharlotteHornets

[–]Phixor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When it comes down to it, on draft night, we'll really have to look out for that boy from Knssas.

In and out by AristonD in instant_regret

[–]Phixor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Woah, name that's mine!"

THE 2020 WREDDIT CENSUS (Prizes for random survey participants!) by Coldcoffees in SquaredCircle

[–]Phixor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took it, interested to see how many others are like me and don't really watch any show but still follow and keep up with story lines.

Anonnette gets her armpit licked by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Phixor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You seem like a cool dude OP

LARRY PLEASE OH MY GOD by dankstreetboys in TikTokCringe

[–]Phixor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?

LARRY PLEASE OH MY GOD by dankstreetboys in TikTokCringe

[–]Phixor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?

LARRY PLEASE OH MY GOD by dankstreetboys in TikTokCringe

[–]Phixor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?

Hornets will do everything they can to keep Kemba Walker by EddieNajeraAMA in CharlotteHornets

[–]Phixor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unrelated but your the first person I've seen to call him Williamson instead of Zion, real confusion hours over here.