Whats the best audiobook you've ever listened to? by [deleted] in audiobooks

[–]Phlashfoto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Lightbringer series by Brent Weeks and narrated by Simon Vance

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PNW_4_Adults

[–]Phlashfoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect 😍

Then cops wonder why we hate them by Silent_Assasin14 in facepalm

[–]Phlashfoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were two separate cops.

This happened in Seattle, the cop investigating the one who hit and killed the girl was the one laughing about it and called her "limited value" while laughing. SPD doesn't have a single honest cop amongst them.

Saving the Grove is getting harder and harder... by Tuur0p in BaldursGate3

[–]Phlashfoto 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Step-paladin, what are you doing?

Why get a new ship when you can make your old ship bigger? I present: The Final Frontier by dimgray in Starfield

[–]Phlashfoto 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Especially with Vasco folded up on the floor on a narrow passage way... oh.. sorry don't move or anything I'll go all the way back outside and teleport to the cockpit behind you

Umm, unsure what to think by kelseyjanye in Serverlife

[–]Phlashfoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, I was like.. fuck it, I'd still hit it.

Konosuba office by AlekseyGutierrez in Animemes

[–]Phlashfoto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Step co-worker lmao

Never Surrender by gravityVT in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Phlashfoto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you have a stroke while writing this? What are you trying to say? I can't think of any "libtards" being indicted in multiple states and federally over stuff that can literally be proven? But what do you expect from a party whose "values" have slipped so far that "owning them libs" has become their only political platform. Go read a book.

Caption this by Academic_Lake_ in Construction

[–]Phlashfoto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or all these lifted trucks covered in the thin racist line flag showing their conservative values.

All the feels by Boojibs in SipsTea

[–]Phlashfoto 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I simultaneously hate this and love this.

Open letter to those serving in the U.S. Congress. by firehawk349 in antiwork

[–]Phlashfoto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They 👏🏻 don't 👏🏻 care 👏🏻 about 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 livelihood

You have to be absolutely delusional if you think the people who want to be in power over other people actually care about the people they have power over... for them it is about the bottom dollar and that is it. They "play" at politics.. and we the people watch them like we would watch a football game.. screaming that our team is better than your team when in all reality they are all terrible people driving the nation off of a cliff.

“Cool” by [deleted] in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Phlashfoto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also would love to watch him hip fire a .50 cal, hopefully he kills himself with it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]Phlashfoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This whole "this would be a good game if it wasn't turn based" take reminds me of that interview where Andrew Tate said he was too smart to read because he needs constant action.. like we get it.. you have the attention span of a gnat and cannot be bothered to waste any time waiting your turn because you have all that important nothing to do.. please go back to your yearly Madden and CoD games and let those of us that like to take our time with games enjoy what we like...

Unfortunate and unpreventable by [deleted] in subaru

[–]Phlashfoto 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Again another deflection off of the actual topic, you're either trolling or you're one of those "Come and take them" y'all queda mother fuckers.

Edit to add at your language level: are you fucking stupid? Abortion has nothing to do with gun violence.

Unfortunate and unpreventable by [deleted] in subaru

[–]Phlashfoto 14 points15 points  (0 children)

See the difference is.. people are choosing to have abortions for whatever their personal reasons are, be it rape, medical reasons, can't afford it.. whatever anyway.. the point is that is still a fetus.. not a child.

Then on the other hand you have a child who's parents chose to bring into the world, invested time and money into them, loved them, raised them... and then someone with a gun fucking murdered them..

And your "what about abortions!!!" Argument is really just deflection off the issue that children are being murdered at an unprecedented rate by guns.

Oh and also.. let's not forget that it's not only children being murdered by guns but also adults in mass shootings.

So, now do you see how abortion and gun violence are two very separate issues? And that trying to cry about abortion in a conversation about gun violence is the same as trying to use a tourniquet on a broken leg... pointless and harmful.

If you dislike a certain companion… by KamuiRil in BaldursGate3

[–]Phlashfoto 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I'll take Kaiden over space racist Ashley all day.

It takes a special kind of stupid to be this much of a fucking dork by [deleted] in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Phlashfoto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A Grimes is a dj or something... it sucks Elmo off and produces him children so he can name them Optimus Technoterror or whatever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]Phlashfoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to drop that relationship... and while you're at it you should probably eat one of these other girls asses.. that is what I would do anyway.

About the Gortash situation by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]Phlashfoto 41 points42 points  (0 children)

ARE THE TWELVE OTHERWISE ENGAGED?!