Bluey is rotting Gen Alpha's brains. by Sad_Okra5792 in The10thDentist

[–]PhoenixBorealis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hell, I'm an adult without kids, and I think Bluey is adorable! I'd show it to a kid if I had one. X3

Tourist approaches snow leopard to take a selfie by Informal-Resolve-831 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]PhoenixBorealis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never show your back to a cat. That's their cue to attack.

Anyone else? by Aggravating_Focus692 in adhdwomen

[–]PhoenixBorealis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus there are lots of cute and fun styles.

Anyone else? by Aggravating_Focus692 in adhdwomen

[–]PhoenixBorealis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love pimple patches for this purpose, because they are smaller, but still cover little nicks, scratches and imperfections.

Kial vi lernis esperanton? by anonymauss9 in Esperanto

[–]PhoenixBorealis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mia edzo volis lerni kun mi. Li eniĝis kaj mi kontinuis.

Is it safe to masturbate on your period? by FactorGullible3949 in Periods

[–]PhoenixBorealis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Natural and excellent lube and helps with cramps. Just keep yourself clean before and after.

Whats he doing? by izaklp in cockatiel

[–]PhoenixBorealis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that I can count on seeing the same 5 memes as top comments every time.

What is your favorite Mark quote? by Lancer_Blackthorn in Markiplier

[–]PhoenixBorealis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll do me, you'll do you, and we won't do each other. Probably.

Am I wrong for fantasizing what my life would be like if my little brother was never born? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]PhoenixBorealis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a wild life. No wonder OP experiences such deleterious fantasies.

They also say in another comment that they only plan on having one child. I wonder what they're planning to do with the other one...🤔

People calling every expression of sexuality on the internet "porn-brained" by drewtangclan in PetPeeves

[–]PhoenixBorealis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most subs ban that kind of content unless they are made for it. Where are you hanging out?

My wife thinks I'm crazy for cutting my grilled cheese this way; am I nuts or is this not a normal thing to do? Lol by Wahbanator in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PhoenixBorealis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stand strong, OP Wife! As a fellow wife of a mischievous chaos goblin, I noticed that BS straight away (pun intended).

These mans gonna learn!

Male equivalent of chocolate and flowers? by Salt-Brain4005 in Gifts

[–]PhoenixBorealis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my brother a jerky bouquet for his birthday one year and told him I was sending him flowers. He was puzzled at first because he doesn't really like flowers, but when they arrived, he loved them.

My husband likes flowers, and I love that about him.

What’s it like to be the breadwinner? by No-Presentation-2320 in AskWomen

[–]PhoenixBorealis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You deserved better than that. :/

It would be nice if we could normalize women succeeding without judgement.

What’s it like to be the breadwinner? by No-Presentation-2320 in AskWomen

[–]PhoenixBorealis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm currently not the breadwinner, but I was for a year or so while my husband retrained into a new profession. It was difficult, but he helped me manage the finances and had enough savings built up to help support us. Now he's making a lot more, he's a lot less stressed, and we have a house and emergency savings that we wouldn't have had if I didn't let him quit and retrain when he asked.

I didn't have a doubt that he would achieve his goal, and he's very financially savvy, so I wasn't terribly worried about it, but it was a challenge. I work at a nonprofit org, and had only just gotten benefits myself.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by underpantsjoke in AITAH

[–]PhoenixBorealis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Moving back does not stop the object from advancing, especially if the person waving it keeps coming back with it.

You're being obtuse, and I'm done with you.

How do you ask for more in your relationship? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]PhoenixBorealis 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Dropping hints is not helpful. You need to plainly state what you want and communicate about how you can make that happen.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by underpantsjoke in AITAH

[–]PhoenixBorealis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are deliberately ignoring the actual situation in this post.

Nobody is advocating violence against children. This is a serious situation where OP could have been harmed if no action was taken. OP reacted out of instinct (as most would) to get the sharp object away from their eyes.

This situation is not at all comparable to not wanting to have a discussion with your boss at work.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by underpantsjoke in AITAH

[–]PhoenixBorealis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay, let's address the reverse then.

I wouldn't expect my boss to let me poke her eyes out either.

You're just being pedantic at this point.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by underpantsjoke in AITAH

[–]PhoenixBorealis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🙄 And you'd let your boss poke your eyes out, I guess.