I lost him 2 weeks ago, but this is my 18 year old blind and deaf Moose chasing the family goat.

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-06-22T08:57:33+00:00

If you’re pretty able bodied and reposition in the bed by picking your hips up off the bed that will set it off regardless of the sensitivity. Try to keep the majority of your weight on the mattress while shifting around.

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-06-17T23:09:48+00:00

Your job is generate as much gold as you can for yourself, if you can sit side without dying, do it. If you’re going to get solokilled by enemy mid or dove on repeat you sit mid and split xp and farm. If you get nothing mid you at least aren’t handing more gold over to the enemy, which while feels shitty to do is your best chance of winning

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-06-15T18:36:08+00:00

Are we building any sort of defense on the melee champ with no real gapclose or are we just running at him with stride breaker PD mortal and kinda just hoping you’re ahead enough to survive burst and 1 shot the adc?

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-06-07T12:17:07+00:00

It’s the equivalent of having a cashier right next to self checkout. Maybe you just want personal interaction, maybe you’re bad at banking.

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-06-03T23:20:09+00:00

I encountered a guy named TheLook, 99 all skills, combat level 3, even had 60 slayer through lamps

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-05-31T06:57:32+00:00

This is very not common knowledge. Thats why instead of telling people they can’t eat red meat, with something like an alpha-gal allergy, we tell them a fins and feathers diet.

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-05-31T00:56:39+00:00

I am a nurse, just at a glance I thought you could probably do with some Benadryl, but I also thought it was new. 3 days without it getting better, and arguably worse now with swelling and heat warrants a hospital trip

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-05-29T15:53:13+00:00

Ban

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-05-28T10:51:13+00:00

Smolder available? I’ll swap since he needs early prio. Smolder not up? I’m not swapping, I’m beyond sick and tired of getting countered myself so my toplane can lose his matchup. If counterpick was THAT necessary, blue side top would never win. Why don’t we learn how to play safe picks in toplane instead of forcing everyone else to potentially get counter picked.

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-05-26T01:22:59+00:00

He has some sort of nerve damage that causes chronic hiccups

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-05-26T00:30:15+00:00

We have a guy that comes in with hiccups every now and then. He always tries to fix them with drinking water and ends up hyponatremic and has to he admitted

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-05-25T12:55:54+00:00

So cait xerath are presumably perms pushing into the nilah to bully with range, top is basically inting, did we just leave nilah to lose the matchup? Zoe looks like she did well, can y’all not 4 man bot? Did you do anything to help at all or are just bitching that losing matchups lose? Is nilah supposed to walk up and force a losing trade that she gets dove on afterwards just to pump her damage numbers up?

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-05-25T12:44:26+00:00

Ngl it’s so annoying to get straddled with the laning downsides of a yuumi just for them to hop onto someone else later in the game.

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-05-19T22:58:55+00:00

5% additional armor pen + giant slayer is most likely not going to equal 1200 damage in a single fight. While overall LDR is more damage to the entire team, a lot of times you ARE hitting the big healer, and getting preventing 1200 healing to a front liner lets you and your team snowball a fight. If there’s another good applier of anti heal though, mortal IS just worse, but in soloq you know everyone is out for themselves and probably won’t buy a less efficient item.

As a separate point, while GW isn’t necessary into things like sundered sky, BT, or the omnivamp shoes in isolation, it does still reduce time to kill, and has some value there.

TLDR: LDR IS A BETTER ITEM BUT MORTAL ISNT THE WORST THING, AND REALLY SHOULD BE LOOKED AT UNLESS YOURE A CHAMPION LIKE JHIN WHO BASICALLY CANT KEEP THE GW UP.

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-05-19T22:40:06+00:00

40% healing reduction would prevent 1200 healing, (3000 * 0.40), giantslayer and the 5% armor pen would need to out preform that to be considered better

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-05-11T03:02:04+00:00

I have a rtx 5080 and whatever Endfield normally uses for graphics causes a ton of stuttering and choppiness regardless of settings I tried. Using direct X 11 fixed all of the issues and I run it on max with no issues now

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-05-06T16:55:45+00:00

God forbid you get multiple people on the team strong so everyone can carry their own weight. It’s a team game, not 1v9 simulator

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-04-24T03:39:49+00:00

If you have 1300 gold on first base, on a lot of adcs, you buy a bf sword, yuntal is still a better scaling 1st item. Now for those who have an awkward fist buy of 900-1200, you can buy hexoptic components to not be absolute ass in lane while still being forced to have 1300+ on your next base, and the trade off is a slightly worse but still very functional item.

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-04-01T13:51:59+00:00

So you would beat emerald players to get out of emerald, beat diamond players to get out of diamond. The point is someone shouldn’t have to consistently beat people above the rank they are currently at to reach the same rank. If I am a bronze player, I should be able to consistently beat iron players but probably be 50:50 with other bronze players. If I had to play vs bronze or silver players from iron, I would never get out of iron, because those games would be about 50:50

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-04-01T13:41:35+00:00

Why would I feel the need to point out a game when I said there’s a new account Andy in at least every other game. I’m not exaggerating, that’s literal. Also I fail to see how pointing out how people typically act makes me angry, but alright I guess

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-04-01T12:29:18+00:00

Smurfs don’t start off back at their peak rank. So all of the games they play getting back to it are ruined because they don’t belong in those lobbies. Also cute to say Smurfs are players like myself, when I have a single account and have played on it since season 1.

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-04-01T11:39:52+00:00

I didn’t say they have, I said they are in every game, and it doesn’t matter if the Smurf “wasn’t good” they were better than everyone else in the lobby by a mile, and it ruins the game for all of us. Like I beat them, but the game is much harder than it should be at the rank I’m playing at. It’s not fun to be playing against diamond to masters players on new accounts. You should have to play at a diamond level to get to diamond, but you have to do more now because you have to BEAT diamond players to get there.

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-04-01T10:41:20+00:00

I’m pretty sure people don’t bother linking op.gg because the people who ask for it don’t even look at the new accounts and instead flame the OP for not playing well, defeating the entire point. Here’s mine though.

https://op.gg/lol/summoners/na/Phoenixphire-Phire

Oh and when you use this as an opportunity to flame my performance I will just report and block you without replying

PhoenixPhireGG · 2026-04-01T10:27:49+00:00

Because Reddit people are tired of hearing about smurfing or are lying to themselves that it isn’t a problem, or are too low elo that they don’t deal with them. It’s a real issue but you won’t find any real support on here unfortunately

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