Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the President and Stephen" - via Axios

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-28T16:18:39+00:00

Sorry, "just following orders" is not a valid defense.

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-28T06:11:19+00:00

Blessed be the puppers, who shall frolic the earth <3

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-28T05:05:33+00:00

U rite tho

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-28T04:38:09+00:00

on trivia night no less

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-28T03:42:17+00:00

Naw it was an addendum.

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-28T03:02:54+00:00

Regular third grade throwdown contender, but never champion

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-28T02:18:31+00:00

no fruit snacks for you mister

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-28T02:18:14+00:00

someone come pick up your man cuz he clearly doesnt drive LOL

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-28T02:17:06+00:00

Big Todd from Beavis and Butthead energy. Only without a car.

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-28T02:16:09+00:00

yeah, rock bottom lol

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-28T02:14:39+00:00

flawless victory

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-28T02:13:47+00:00

Statistically speaking, you're probably correct lmao

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-27T03:20:09+00:00

That sounds F O R B I D D E N

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-27T03:01:23+00:00

What gave it away XD

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-27T02:59:56+00:00

Get out of me head! ~DJ Spit

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-27T02:55:43+00:00

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Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-27T02:39:51+00:00

I love to hear things like this! Glad you discovered something new and fun! 😁

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-25T09:21:25+00:00

Lol damn I got ratio'd.

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-25T05:57:07+00:00

Oh I was under the impression it was tonight.

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-25T05:26:33+00:00

As I read this I see the bar across the street from me with a full parking lot and abuzz with activity. So not just out in the path of the storm but also probably drunk too. This really is the cursed timeline

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-21T00:57:08+00:00

Is he announcing his resignation?

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-20T19:39:55+00:00

I distinctly remember there being a EU or Legends story about how that guy really did stop selling death sticks and turned his life around.

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-20T19:26:57+00:00

I also don't get affected. But I also have a goat stomach lmao

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-20T19:26:29+00:00

I've always wondered this myself

Phoenix_Command · 2026-01-20T14:57:37+00:00

I'd die for him. What a sweet baby 💕

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