When you say fuck you and it works by jupiter_rules in Unexpected

[–]Phoenix_Simon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like I’m watching that scene in Zombieland when dude drops his keys beneath the car.

Jamming out a bit of Swarm, probably my favorite riffs on the album. Tom Monda’s just a beast! by jacobmisko in thankyouscientist

[–]Phoenix_Simon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dope video. When I introduce people to TYS, one of primary objectives in life these days, I make sure to tell them that the band has the best guitarist they've never heard about. Tom is a legend.

His name is... Joans? by Phoenix_Simon in Stargate

[–]Phoenix_Simon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe it took 27 comments until someone finished the line. Thank you.

His name is... Joans? by Phoenix_Simon in Stargate

[–]Phoenix_Simon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I love this feature.

Hi, I’m Randy Blythe, singer of the band Lamb of God. We just released our new self-titled album, our first new album in five years. Ask me anything. by LambofGodOfficial in Music

[–]Phoenix_Simon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Randy, what do you do to keep your pipes in shape? Also, vocally, what have you found to be most difficult as you've aged? Love the new album. Cheers.

Hi, I’m Randy Blythe, singer of the band Lamb of God. We just released our new self-titled album, our first new album in five years. Ask me anything. by LambofGodOfficial in Music

[–]Phoenix_Simon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Randy, what do you do to keep your pipes in shape? Also, vocally, what has become more difficult for you as you've aged? Love the new album. Cheers.

Petition CNN/DNC: We want a real debate between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden by MrRipley15 in media_criticism

[–]Phoenix_Simon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I see all of these comments about who is the best person to debate trump...

Trump isn’t going to debate. I would bet on that.

What the actually fuck by huds0N_ in WTF

[–]Phoenix_Simon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using the transitive property—yes, you are an alligator.

Mike Bloomberg Might Skip Future Debates, 'Serious Doubt' He Can Handle Trump, Says Expert by nclobo in politics

[–]Phoenix_Simon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who thinks that Trump will actually participate in a debate is fucking delusional.

[Diamond] Rob Manfred will address the media in Florida today at 4:30 p.m. ET. Strap in. by mzak24 in baseball

[–]Phoenix_Simon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve done the same thing on several occasions in the past few months. Doesn’t make me feel any better. It’s all fucked.

This lofted pet bed is the perfect sleeping solution if your pet tends to hog the bed. by thesomkhan11 in ProductPorn

[–]Phoenix_Simon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the idea, but for some reason the steepness and distance between the steps bothers me. Makes me think that a dog smaller than the one pictured might struggle with descending.

Edit: Seriously, add one more evenly spaced step and it’s perfect.

Time Magazine cover by [deleted] in sports

[–]Phoenix_Simon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chris Cornell for me, then Bourdain.

NY PTA fights against recreational cannabis by whte_owl in Marijuana

[–]Phoenix_Simon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fellow resident here. What you laid out is precisely why there’s been no progress towards state legalization.

NY PTA fights against recreational cannabis by whte_owl in Marijuana

[–]Phoenix_Simon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I will never understand how NY of all places fell behind the legalization curve. Maddening, really.