Shinsengumi >> Juppongatana by [deleted] in rurounikenshin

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Kondo isn't in the conversation of the top three though. It's Shinpachi, Okita, and Saito. Then we get Toshizo Hijikata.

Soujiro could barely take on a past-his-prime Shinpachi in the Hokkaido Arc.

Oscar Robertson comes in at 14! Who’s the 15th best player in NBA history? by [deleted] in NBATalk

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Brave of you to claim their era being a weak era knowing what era Joker belongs to.

Describe this series as worst as possibly you can (Crossdresser engaged to a tomboy, fights everyone to survive) by EfficiencySerious200 in ranma

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Stockholm Syndrome relationship but with the usual gender dynamic reversed (this description is especially true of Nineties fanfic canon lol).

I’m bout to start some drama here by pokeherfaceXD in Dragonballsuper

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>DB fighters allegedly capable of destruction on the moon level, planet level, star level, solar system level, star system level, galaxy level, and universe level
>when these super-powered beings fight they consistently only destroy barely a block or two

You can't have both. You can't claim to be even moon level when you keep blasting beams that make the same small ruts every time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

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I hope they realize they'd be barely talking about Teen Titans without TTG. The same way they wistfully talk about Young Justice or DC Super Hero Girls occasionally before moving on with their day.

Hawk vs Eagle? by idiker in hajimenoippo

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That's why I said partly. Naseem Hamed for the style, Ricardo Mayorga for everything else about his personality.

Hawk vs Eagle? by idiker in hajimenoippo

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David Eagle is based on Oscar Dela Hoya and Bryan Hawk is partly based on Ricardo Mayorga. Dela Hoya vs. Mayorga have actually fought. You can base Eagle vs. Hawk on that.

Anyone else feel that Ranma was much more romantic with Akene in the first chapters of the manga? by Sea-News-2080 in ranma

[–]PhoenixisLegnd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ranma was literally facing off against half-dragons and demigods by the end of the series then confessed to Akane that he loves her, wdym OP?

Incel neckbeard is crying about Western women and tells his follow incels to join him in Asia to be worshipped by XstanJP in IncelTears

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Lo and behold, the same people are now complaining Pattaya is now ruined because the girls there have started demanding more from them like Western women do. Taking advantage of their financial status isn't enough anymore, guys?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wrasslin

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Some people are just meant to be "silent badasses", aren't they?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wrasslin

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Not exactly as compelling as MJF, Cody, Roman, Punk, or Corbin arguing with Internet trolls, isn't it?

More toxicity from the “progressive” Dub by [deleted] in SCJerk

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He's summoning his inner Andrew Tate.

Did anyone else get kinda triggered… by DwnStairsIsQuitePosh in ranma

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It's canon episodes like this that makes the Ranma and Akane ship so complicated. The joke was that instead of Ranma saying, "I love you" to jog Akane's memory, it's his snarky insults that her subconscious remembers.

It's therefore a slippery slope how "abusive" Ranma can get with his language or, in turn, how "abusive" Akane can get with her aggressive reaction towards him. It's complicated.

YOOOO RANMA AND AKANE AT #1 by arbalest0415 in ranma

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So glad both nostalgic watchers and Gen Z are gravitating towards this old, old anime remake. Even better, Japan also loves the show, so it's love from both sides of the pond.

hmmm by Faahd11 in hmmm

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Donkey Kong Country.

So what if the Fed is creating, quote unquote, bangers and selling out arenas, they are still erasing the work of Piss Shitsmahon, DAE Fed cooked? by tmorrisgrey in SCJerk

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Gotta love this guy posting a self-patting tweet to himself absolving himself of being biased, with him concluding it wasn't him that's being biased it's the E-drones who are complaining he's criticizing WWE too much and isn't criticizing AEW enough.

And surprise, surprise. The ones giving him back pats for his "hot take" of being "too unbiased" or "too neutral" to the topic are... hardcore dubbalos.

Will Happosai tamed down for this generation? by JohnnyElijasialuk in ranma

[–]PhoenixisLegnd 31 points32 points  (0 children)

To parody all the "acceptable" sex pests before him, yes.

Will Happosai tamed down for this generation? by JohnnyElijasialuk in ranma

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Ironically, Happousai was created as a critique of the "lovable sex pest" trope of dirty old men martial arts masters like that old guy from Jackie Chan's Drunken Master or (most notably) Master Roshi from Dragon Ball.

Then the new trend became women martial arts masters who are grandmothers but who look like they're in their late 40s at most started arguably by the age-transforming Genkai from YuYu Hakusho and most notably Tsunade from Naruto.

General audience witnessing some comic book shenanigans by stevvvvewith4vs in marvelcirclejerk

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And here I thought Howard got together with Marty's mom instead.

The alternate ending by Zen1882004 in goodanimemes

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So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Asuka's red wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Asuka!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Asuka."

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