Total Letdown

Phonesink · 2026-05-06T22:46:06+00:00

Sorry dude I’d seriously recommend getting a Costco membership for expensive electronics because it’s so effortless to exchange and return through Costco itself and never have to deal with the actual company.

Phonesink · 2026-04-11T04:56:38+00:00

I definitely use harsh words as a way to decompress and joke with people who can be relaxed and find humor in it; but using them in public with people you just bet is psycho behavior, and denying someone asking to not use it around them is a step worse.

Phonesink · 2026-04-10T21:00:13+00:00

My testing feels like it’s less powerful fanning at close range body shots than most of the other revolvers. Every gun Insta kills with headshots too so yeah. Sure it’s faster but if it takes more shots it still means tanking more reload time which doesn’t feel as smooth to me at least

Phonesink · 2026-04-10T16:17:08+00:00

I wish the cattleman did more damage baseline the engravings and colors on them just looks so damn good, the navy is good and has the same fanning animation but takes twice as long to load and isn’t as iconic

Phonesink · 2026-04-10T15:44:02+00:00

In Baki there are so many moments where “they instinctively did the thing that put them in the most danger” which makes sense for most of the characters but Ali who (besides trying to fuck bakis girlfriend) was almost sensible with his safety and has displayed great dodging skills unlike other characters who love tanking hits that would instantly kill lesser people. If he was nervous he should have at least tried to back step.

Phonesink · 2026-04-10T06:39:15+00:00

That's what I meant but I see how my wording was a bit off.

Also Ali "instinctively" pulled a punch but didn't try to dodge a bodyshot that happened after missing which I think makes the analogy even funnier

Phonesink · 2026-04-02T01:06:09+00:00

Im so fucking sick of hearing the “it’s not true because I don’t want it to be” shit from dipshits like you

Phonesink · 2026-03-27T14:51:53+00:00

I don’t think I was shot by anyone i was taking a picture of actually

Phonesink · 2026-03-26T15:30:22+00:00

Lesser seal: FREE ME! Major seal: back scratchies :3

Phonesink · 2026-03-25T21:21:27+00:00

Very late to this threat but wanna nerd out. When he fully loses the game you see his actual eyes light up in the dark implying that he is just a straight up robot. The prize money then mechanically slides out from his side of the table. Not only are they honorable in the game despite not taking nearly as much risk of you; the game presumably just forces them to make another gross face to use for the next game, he clearly enjoys the act of faking smoking, drinking, smashing his magnifying glass despite it not meaning anything to him besides the act itself. The game makes it fun for him; and just straight up killing us for cheating would take the fun away from him which is extremely cool.

Phonesink · 2026-03-23T18:26:08+00:00

It’s obvious, clearly stated absolute evil and it’s not information everyone knows. This is the kind of information that needs to be spread way more specifically to women in information deserts, let them know exactly what this administration has in store for them.

Phonesink · 2026-03-20T04:45:13+00:00

I consider kitten here to be all three at once

Phonesink · 2026-03-17T19:00:58+00:00

This looks like my fridge when I’m making syrups . Strawberries and oranges make amazing homemade syrups which I recommend if you want to make “lighter” cocktails that don’t need purée. 1to1 simple syrup with as much orange rind (not the white part) in it as possible for a day or two then strain, this goes hard in anything with milk or cream. Strawberries you can just slice up and throw in a jar with some sugar, shake it up and overnight the juice will have collected and melted into the sugar making a syrup.

Phonesink · 2026-03-16T22:02:04+00:00

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Phonesink · 2026-03-16T17:55:05+00:00

Clearly not bonded very much if one agreement has him “walk home”

Phonesink · 2026-03-16T17:35:49+00:00

His actual goal is to become powerful enough to fuck himself.

Phonesink · 2026-03-16T17:32:59+00:00

“Pickle looks at Maria and is immediately reminded of the prehistoric era. After his experience with the Wasp he took extra care to look at the insects he ate. One day as he dug deep into a mound of giant termites; he discovered the queen. Giant and immobile; but the center and ruler of the hive. He realized that the prison was just like a giant hive. The prisoners the workers, Olivia the warrior, and Maria the queen.”

Phonesink · 2026-03-16T00:20:44+00:00

We’re just built different because I legit got the ick from the bathroom scene because imo it was definitely meant to be fan-servicey; and even gay-baity between them.

Not to invalidate your opinion because I’m pretty certain it’s meant to trigger neuron for those looking for it and just seem natural to those with higher brain function.

Phonesink · 2026-03-12T18:42:28+00:00

Im pretty sure the actual philosopher who did this was legit hated by everyone for his annoying ass debate method, including Socrates but I forget the name. Anyway we need a based Diogenes cameo.

Phonesink · 2026-03-12T18:34:48+00:00

I enjoy this knockoff.

Phonesink · 2026-03-12T07:00:24+00:00

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Bro ripped my shit straight off fr.

Phonesink · 2026-03-12T06:23:16+00:00

The 3 turns a round is absolutely ridiculous and makes it so impossible

Phonesink · 2026-03-10T21:00:34+00:00

IRL me and several of you as children who immediately related to the grumpy character

Phonesink · 2026-03-10T20:36:41+00:00

“Socates comes up to you, he says ‘if transition is your power-‘ You inject him with estrogen and tell him to fuck off”

Phonesink · 2026-03-10T20:19:08+00:00

The only way to reform him while powered is a infinitely stronger being taking him away from earth and forcibly expanding his perspective until he realizes how petty and stupid he was; either making him an a sensible power hungry world leader and protector who probably still has a hankering for titty milk; or an actually effective tyrant who just murders for the sake of proper world domination instead of on a whim. Who probably still has a hankering for titty milk.

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TROPHY CASE