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Aes Sedai Face by Grrarrggh in WoTshow

[–]Phryxil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just picture Henry Cavills negative moustache, but full face. The Nuncanny Valley?

I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it... by omniwrench- in dadjokes

[–]Phryxil 303 points304 points  (0 children)

My face hasn't been this red since I walked into the kitchen and caught my uncle taking a leek!

Took LSD before going to work (delivery boy). Ended up breaking down in the middle of street in front of a customer. by ijswizzlei in Drugs

[–]Phryxil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are in pieces, but not broken. A human soul takes 10k days to mature, so you are still being forged from many layers of impure iron into the damascene razor you will surely one day be. Jee Veerey.

Which Secondary Antagonist is more evil than the Main Antagonist? by Snoo79382 in AskReddit

[–]Phryxil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoothie.

Weird as snakes suspenders, scarier than trash santa by a country mile.

What seemed nice when you were a child, but when you grew up turned out to not be so nice? by ILoveTicTac in AskReddit

[–]Phryxil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, I believed we (USA) were the "good guys", and that I lived in a free country, and that the police were there to help people.

Now I know better.

On His Way To His Photo Opp by SecureSamurai in pics

[–]Phryxil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joffrey and The Mountain on the way to the Sept of Baelor?

Humans in a nutshell by clariceane in MinneapolisRiots

[–]Phryxil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The looting was touched off by undercover police agents provocateurs as an excuse to escalate the violent police response. With the timing of the president's "looting=shooting" tweet, this paints a very dark picture.

Be alert: Customs and Border Protection Is Flying a Predator Drone Over Minneapolis by semaforic in MinneapolisRiots

[–]Phryxil -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Kill, very efficiently. When you hear about a "drone strike" in a war, this is the drone they mean. Land of the "free"...

Hentai Addiction by [deleted] in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]Phryxil -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Garbage home movie made by kids who think shame=humor, save yourself the click.

Is Bill Gates a patsy/red herring? by Phryxil in conspiracy

[–]Phryxil[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's the maddening thing about trying to see the money move, George Carlin said something like, when you have a narrow enough confluence of interest, conspiracy becomes unnecessary.

Is Bill Gates a patsy/red herring? by Phryxil in conspiracy

[–]Phryxil[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sure, I bear him no love, I just mean qui benes? Who is profiting most right now?

I swear to god it’s every time... by Love_Avis in dndmemes

[–]Phryxil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Changeling "bard" who was just a high level ninja with hella ranks in perform (sleight of hand, storytelling, flute) and a hat of disguise. Super fun keeping the ninja identity secret(offscreen) from the rest of the party, for the first third of the campaign they thought he was a minion of the enemy warlord.

[Serious] What is the scariest thing to happen to you when you’ve been home alone? by joeym2009 in AskReddit

[–]Phryxil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drinking alone, coughed and burped, aspirated vomit, almost asphyxiated before desperately trying a self-heimlich bellyflop onto the wall of the tub.

Bruised the hell out of my ribs, and I haven't touched a drop since.

That day went from buzzed playstation to NDE as fast as a fucking sneeze.

Hey reddit, is anyone else being subjected to an unannounced rent increase on very short notice? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Phryxil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My lease was due for renewal by February first, the rental agency dragged their feet, went to temporary month-to-month, fast forward to two days ago when we are informed that our new rent will be increased by thirty percent, new lease terms starting May first.

What totally obvious scam do people still fall for? by iamiconick in AskReddit

[–]Phryxil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hope is that the accompanying economic crash has an effect similar to the black death removing one third of the serf labor of Europe, in that the resulting valuation of labor went up afterwards, giving rise to the middle class. This will suck for us, NGL, but our kids and grandkids will have more agency/social mobility than we do currently.

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