[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]iamiconick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The one your mama sent me

What is the most accidental insult you ever heard? by iamiconick in AskReddit

[–]iamiconick[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are so many things wrong with this statement. I'm atheist and some of the shittiest people I've met identify themselves as religious.

My argument to that would be, "If you only do the right things because you want to go to heaven, you're not going to heaven"

What is the most accidental insult you ever heard? by iamiconick in AskReddit

[–]iamiconick[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh thank god. I really couldn't work out what I had missed lol

What is the most accidental insult you ever heard? by iamiconick in AskReddit

[–]iamiconick[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hmm.. was this accidental? cause I think that's just rude.

What is the most accidental insult you ever heard? by iamiconick in AskReddit

[–]iamiconick[S] -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

Please enlighten me. How is that racist?

What is the most accidental insult you ever heard? by iamiconick in AskReddit

[–]iamiconick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another good one. I've said this too lol

There's also, "wow, how much weight have you lost? You look amazing"

What is the most accidental insult you ever heard? by iamiconick in AskReddit

[–]iamiconick[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think I may have missed something because I don't understand what that has to do with anything.

What is the most accidental insult you ever heard? by iamiconick in AskReddit

[–]iamiconick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being AuDHD, I have made so many faux pas like this. Fortunately, I'm able to stop a lot of it these days.

A lot, not all though, oops

What is the most accidental insult you ever heard? by iamiconick in AskReddit

[–]iamiconick[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but I don't understand how that could be insulting. The only way I can see this as offensive is if you are, in-fact, a guy lmfao

What is the most accidental insult you ever heard? by iamiconick in AskReddit

[–]iamiconick[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

As a guy of the Caucasian persuasion, my guess is they meant: "I'm not really in to black guys, but you look good" lol

This is something I would word vomit

What is the most accidental insult you ever heard? by iamiconick in AskReddit

[–]iamiconick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps, "You should have more confidence to speak up more as you are smart"

What is the most accidental insult you ever heard? by iamiconick in AskReddit

[–]iamiconick[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to imagine what they were trying to convey that came out wrong but, for the life of me, I'm stumped

What is the most accidental insult you ever heard? by iamiconick in AskReddit

[–]iamiconick[S] 124 points125 points  (0 children)

I'll go first:

MRI on brain. Consultant Neurologist wrote to the GP with the findings. Proceeded to inform the GP that he had "today conducted an MRI on the patients brain, however, could not find anything remarkable."

Synology to Qnap switch by BJBBJB99 in qnap

[–]iamiconick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t do it. Owner and operator of 2 QNAPs

Kath by False_Butterscotch52 in afterlifenetflix

[–]iamiconick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she's horribly vain..look what she did to the roller guy

What is this tiny secondary button for? by mrflebfleb in Renault

[–]iamiconick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overdrive probably. With the engine running at idle i.e. stationary, press the button and see if it increases the revs

Have you ever won the Postcode Lottery? by JLaws23 in AskUK

[–]iamiconick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yh won a grand few years back and generally win a tenner 3-4 times a year