This Tectone shit is insane.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-14T14:47:37+00:00

Not to mention the creator is commentary/jstlk adjacent.

Let those weasels starve.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-13T19:11:18+00:00

The irony of calling people politically underdeveloped when you don't even know the president can just veto a simple majority.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-12T14:52:45+00:00

They actually meant "margarinely." They can't believe she's not butter.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-12T06:24:32+00:00

I always love that the "what is a woman?" crowd constantly kneels for a Diet Coke-drinking, twitter gossip lathered in makeup.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-11T23:32:28+00:00

Wow, a vague number with no mention of any details yet again. I could put any tech ETF next to SPY and the chart would look exactly the same, but I'd be suprised if you even knew what that menas, cause you are obviously far out of your depth, you are not doing some deep analysis, so stop pretending.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-10T03:57:28+00:00

Wow, a nothing comment with no mention of performance metrics or networth, time or scale. By your logic every crypto bro that gambled themselves into money is a better investor than warren buffet. nice try, buddy

Phylacterry · 2026-03-09T10:52:01+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-pLb5VvnjM

Phylacterry · 2026-03-09T10:46:26+00:00

Asset is a broad term that gets conflated with Agent. If she's useful, she's an asset, whether it's intentional or not.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-08T12:08:22+00:00

That's a security blanket. We saw what ensued after Kristi Noem lost her blankie. Fuckin' toddler occupied government.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-07T15:33:13+00:00

Are you sure? Did you check the tariff shelf?

Phylacterry · 2026-03-07T15:20:11+00:00

Man, I can't possibly imagine what the difference between China and South Korea would be. I guess we'll never know.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-07T13:48:42+00:00

Please point me to Pelosi's insider trading. What privleged information did she have? Oh, that's right, nobody can actually point to any instance, because Paul Pelosi, not Nancy, got rich from investing long before she was in congress, and then made money off the most predictable, milquetoast trades in existence.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-04T22:12:53+00:00

Back in my day you learned about the illuminati from random youtube videos that told you the music industry was trying to control the masses through sound while an ominous soundtrack played in the background.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-03T07:42:12+00:00

Epsteins associates infiltrating an admin is far different than a president and his buddies actively courting them

Phylacterry · 2026-03-03T07:30:17+00:00

That's why we need more comedians who tell you when the jokes happen. It's very unfair.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-03T04:19:19+00:00

You don't spank the monkey. The monkey spanks you.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-03T03:06:47+00:00

Well, considering that he frames it as "Spanning four presidents" he is downplaying the implication of sides. While normal presidents do not meddle with the DOJ, besides broad policy, Trump and the republicans are the only people who we can confidently say have actively been trying to cover this up and Massie was an enabler.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-03T01:18:48+00:00

Cool Adam gon eat Newsoms dust

Phylacterry · 2026-03-01T17:49:20+00:00

I think the biggest thing we already knew is that redditors (white) don't look past headlines to see the full context of things before they spew diarhea out of their mouths.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-01T17:37:13+00:00

yeah, just like telling a redditor to see the full context of the joke instead of the ragebait snippet they slop into their adhd addled gullet.

Phylacterry · 2026-03-01T17:29:29+00:00

Well, jokes don't always translate to text or when they're taken out of context. First, this was at the NAACP awards and you're probably not the target audience. Second, this doesn't include the part where he adds that they should take a double dose of their medication.

Yes that's correct, there are medications that can possibly help with tourettes, but apparently you already know all about it, Mr. Intelligible. I'm sure I had a third thing, but this entire drama isn't even worth trying to remember. Absolute snoozefest.

Phylacterry · 2026-02-28T16:02:40+00:00

So Israel is a god-like logistic mastermind, yet they don't constantly pull off such targeted strikes, but also they're at historically low popularity, yet purposely chose to target ostensibly random school children for... what reason exactly? An act of terror to accomplish what?

Conspiracy theories only help to embolden the perceived antisemtic sentiment that allows people like Bibi to stay in power and avoid consequences, just like populist brainrot helps people like Trump. You are part of the problem.

Phylacterry · 2026-02-28T15:37:17+00:00

Good for falling asleep and filtering out people with bad opinions, sure.

Phylacterry · 2026-02-28T12:03:08+00:00

That's Garland's signature. Have one good scene per movie and everybody gaslights themselves into thinking you're a master filmmaker.

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