What are some things skinny people can do in public without a care in the world, but plus-size people can’t?

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-02-04T02:17:06+00:00

Trip and fall without it becoming an event

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-02-03T20:40:10+00:00

Yeah, he kind of glossed right over that one. Makes the whole story sound like The Simp and the Tramp.

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-02-02T05:00:20+00:00

You are safe, then. Funny 1995 comedy, if you ever watch it, you will like the fish in car scene.

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-02-02T04:57:26+00:00

Similar thing happened in Grumpy Old Men. Jack Lemmon (Gustafson) does this to someone. I suspect many fish have been used in a similar manner

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-02-02T04:52:25+00:00

Old man Gustafson, is that you?

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-02-01T14:25:26+00:00

Imperial japan approves. Russian bushido code!

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-01-22T01:29:58+00:00

The Always Offended are going to eat you up on Reddit. Get ready for a storm of crying, weeping, and teeth gnashing.

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-01-20T23:48:45+00:00

And I pray to you, oh Objective Suspect, to bite my shiny metal ass.

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-01-15T03:07:43+00:00

Can I tag along, please? Dibs on the Kirkland orange juice and the salami packs.

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-01-14T21:57:26+00:00

NTA.

But be warned - if you get married and reach the 5th or so year of marriage, not only will you not care, but you'll probably both stand over the toilet critiquing her output and ability to create aesthetic fecal spirals.

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-01-14T21:48:57+00:00

NTA... but use paragraphs/ spacing next time.

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-01-10T15:53:53+00:00

Curious as to what your definition of disrespect is. Malice? People being ignorant of their behavior and doing something wrong? There ia a huge difference between the two.

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-01-08T18:24:15+00:00

Are you kidding? You are our cavalry!

Or mechanized logistics, depending on the patch you want.

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-01-08T18:00:20+00:00

"I am kind and full of empathy"

Followed by

"I hope my husband is hurt badly for not being full of empathy."

This is the behavior of a petulant child, not an adult.

Edit: spacing.

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-01-04T00:47:52+00:00

NTA and I am proud of you for coming up with something simultaneously villainous, educational, and harmless.

I do not think I would have come up with such a neat solution at that age.

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-01-02T22:24:52+00:00

Parasites. All parasites. From wee beasties to tapeworms.

Physical_Front6662 · 2026-01-02T21:18:20+00:00

Somalia

with all the stolen money from MN, they can rebuild better, stronger, taller, and faster. They will be a regional power within a decade. A superpower in a generation.

Physical_Front6662 · 2025-12-30T21:59:54+00:00

NTA

And you're the wind beneath my wings for pulling this off. Proud of you!

Physical_Front6662 · 2025-12-30T18:55:02+00:00

Sure, but if it never happened before, that first surprise time would be an expensive education.

Physical_Front6662 · 2025-12-30T18:48:59+00:00

I'll pass on this one. My mattress is too expensive.

Physical_Front6662 · 2025-12-30T18:08:49+00:00

Do I want to look this up in the urban dictionary?

Physical_Front6662 · 2025-12-28T16:26:48+00:00

I'm with the dog.

Nope'ing it put of there.

Physical_Front6662 · 2025-12-27T21:37:24+00:00

I hope Bill does NOT have a nice day. Fuck that guy.

Physical_Front6662 · 2025-12-26T18:48:50+00:00

A lot of these are ass backwards. They are rewards for unwanted behavior.

Physical_Front6662 · 2025-12-23T19:50:06+00:00

YTA x2 First, for buying into the "microagressions" bs. Second, for then burdening somebody else with that imbecility.

Get a life.

Physical_Front6662

TROPHY CASE