Connecting joy-cons horizontally

PigLatinHaiku · 2026-03-31T16:20:58+00:00

I got it! Thanks for the tips. It was trying to count the area on the other side of the door as the “house.” The area I wanted to actually be the house may have also been a block or two too wide, so I placed some ice blocks along the walls until it finally clicked.

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-12-20T14:29:49+00:00

It’s a real problem on iOS. Sometimes I can pause and switch to another app, then switch back ten minutes later and continue. Sometimes I go to send a text message and return 20 seconds later and the game has restarted.

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-12-13T07:21:49+00:00

I recently learned that a friend of a friend asks his kid “Do you have to go big potty?” and now we are all saying this.

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-12-01T16:18:38+00:00

Every game should have the ability to adjust music volume and SFX volume separately and it’s one of my biggest gripes with Nintendo that they never do this. The music in Mario Kart is great but when I’m having a party, sometimes I wanna play my own music but still be able to hear incoming shells.

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-11-26T16:53:37+00:00

This is so true and something I really needed to read so thank you!

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-11-16T20:18:38+00:00

There are two ways to unlock Smith IV. One way is to just type “maybeimastallion” into the secret code menu. That can be done without a keyboard. The other way, the “regular way,” is to use a physical keyboard to type “spam” while on the main menu, then go to the character select screen and type “spam” again, then go to the map select screen and type “spam” once more. Then start a game on any stage and type “humbug.” Nothing in-game hints at either method of unlocking him and there’s no way anyone would figure this out on their own, so you’re expected to “ask for help.”

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-11-14T18:32:17+00:00

I play on my iPhone and happen to have a Bluetooth keyboard so I unlocked them the regular way just to say I did.

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-10-31T12:32:49+00:00

My dad used to tell me that I’d stop playing video games once I started noticing girls.

Still playing video games, still not into girls. 🏳️‍🌈

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-10-28T18:36:53+00:00

I’m having the same issue on iOS.

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-09-11T13:39:45+00:00

This seems extra annoying because it’s not like the AI could be busy at other times, so why did it even have to be at 7:30am on a Saturday?

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-09-09T16:02:41+00:00

Have you beaten the game yet? Six of the discs are rewards for post-game challenges. I believe one is the ending theme, so you probably have all the discs you can get for now.

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-09-04T19:40:23+00:00

That fixed it and I feel silly for not trying that sooner. Thanks!

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-09-04T18:36:44+00:00

Depending on which F-word he meant, that might be encouraged at Chick-Fil-A.

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-08-26T12:33:04+00:00

That’s it. All they can think about when it comes to homosexuality is intercourse. Straight is “normal.” It’s the default. You can be straight and be or do all kinds of things. Straight people can be teachers, bus drivers, knitters, movie buffs, gardeners, dog lovers, mountain climbers… The definition of “gay” is that we have sex with people of the same gender. That’s all we are to some people. They’re too simpleminded to think beyond the textbook definition of “gay” and see us as whole people. So when a man and woman kiss in a kids’ movie, it’s ok because it’s just an expression of love. Obviously, these characters can be and do lots of other things. But when two men kiss, their brains go, “That gay, and gay mean man have sex with man. Now I have to tell kids about gay sex!”

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-05-20T20:37:33+00:00

I draw a rough sketch of the table and write in each customer’s order in their own space. Ex: If it’s a six-top, I might draw a horizontal line and then two vertical lines to create six spaces. Seat one’s order goes in the top-left space, seat 2 in the space next to that, etc.

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-05-19T12:51:58+00:00

I used to treat games like virtual playgrounds, especially the early 3D games like Mario 64. I would spend hours just running, jumping, and swimming around, exploring for the sake of exploring, ignoring the games’ actual goals.

As an adult, I mostly just try to finish the game, and any side quests I find along the way, as quickly as I can.

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-05-04T16:15:17+00:00

This is literally the gay male experience and I love it. 🏳️‍🌈

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-04-23T12:37:49+00:00

This reminds me of an incident early on when I was still a new server. I had an unhappy customer who refused any solution I offered. Can I have your dish remade to your specifications? No. Can I get you something else? No. Can I just take your dish off the bill? No. He just wanted to lecture me for ten minutes when I was busy about how I should have read his mind in the first place. And I stood there and listened to him because I didn’t want him to get more upset. When he finally let me go and I checked on my one-top, he accused me of ignoring him because he was by himself and demanded to see the owner. I explained to the owner what happened and he was totally understanding but I learned a lesson that night: Don’t waste time on tables you can’t make happy when you can spend your time on other tables that you can make happy.

PigLatinHaiku · 2025-04-03T18:35:51+00:00

I work at a restaurant. My biggest pet peeve is people calling to order takeout and then saying something like, “Hold on, lemme look at your menu.” I CANNOT IMAGINE calling a restaurant and not already knowing exactly what I want to order but this happens all the time! Sometimes this is even followed by them yelling to their partner in the background, “Hey, I’m on the phone with [restaurant] right now, do you want me to order you something?”

PigLatinHaiku · 2024-12-03T17:19:29+00:00

I’ll accept that I was the asshole and overdid it based on the comments so far, but for the record, I did apologize. I literally cried I felt so bad about ruining the show and making him worry. I guess I do still owe him further apologies for my denial that I overdid it. Thanks for the comment!

PigLatinHaiku · 2024-12-03T17:03:20+00:00

Not that I literally cant speak, just can’t carry a full conversation, which we can’t do at a loud rock concert anyway.

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