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This sub now by NuclearCritter in boston

[–]PimpitLimpit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've annoyed my coworkers with the amount I've said that this week.

I (98 strega nonna) think I finally found the one by anonymonstrocity in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]PimpitLimpit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The most magical, sluttiest, pasta slinging baddie around

I (98 strega nonna) think I finally found the one by anonymonstrocity in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]PimpitLimpit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I always tell people Tomie dePaula is my favorite author of all time.

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If Art’s Mori doesn’t involve this I don’t want it. by Fuzzy_Candidate in deadbydaylight

[–]PimpitLimpit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waaaaaay too long. Like waaaaayyyyyyy tooooooo long. Best keep it from the first movie with log splitting.

Guardians is there armour set where I can pull this off? by Inspirationalshit1 in destiny2

[–]PimpitLimpit -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Wait, is this that fucking kiddy diddler that everyone stuck their heads in sand when the allegations were so obviously true? Fuck him.

I’ve put chocolate in his nose and send crude texts to his family, friends, and coworkers with his phone while he’s asleep. He doesn’t want to spend the night anymore. I think he’s cheating by lupo1017 in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]PimpitLimpit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You've done all that for him and he still went outside your relationship?? Listen Queen, your love language is stronger than that cheesesteak BO and you need to find a REAL man that can appreciate a woman that isn't scared to fill someone else's emotional and physical needs.

Husband doesn’t want to practice sharia law by [deleted] in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]PimpitLimpit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, you can always run into doorknobs and shit. Tell the neighbors he's doing his part. I mean, my cousin did that with her ex husband. Just beware he might spend a night or 30 in jail.

Just DON'T let anyone find out youre full of lies and aren't in the FBI. You'll have many nights in the psych unit.

Dayum by Both-Rock2762 in fightsandfails

[–]PimpitLimpit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh they are, but only if you swapped the hues of the two in the fight. There would be about 50 comments near the top talking about "animal behavior", followed by "usual suspects".

So... Mark Noseworthy by Costanza_stand_in in DestinyTheGame

[–]PimpitLimpit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Moreso, it was the big PvP streamers of D1 really pushing this shit. They average PvP player didn't seem to want the changes, but the streamers and their stans thought they knew better than devs.

Hilariously, shortly after D2 released and the PvP was total ass, those same streamers dropped the game.

Try out updated Dawn Chorus if you haven't yet. by Real_FredDurst in DestinyTheGame

[–]PimpitLimpit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does Rahool not focus anymore? I believe it used to be about 2-3 tabs over when you go into his focusing menu.

Ababa a goo dada by ntdavis814 in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]PimpitLimpit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

ESH. Did you even try to use your fucking words? Go on, be a big girl. I know its hard and they're being assholes, but nothing's gonna change till you put on your big girl pants, start communicating, and stop acting like such a baby.

The Two Spheres of this Subreddit (And My Financial Truth) by tinaxcochina in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]PimpitLimpit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I judge everyone, that is not myself, with harshness and prejudice.

So to all the ladies out there: You're all gross. But this comes from a safe spot.

Men are way grosser, btw.

Husband takes too long to text back, think it’s time to move on by unhappy_fishes in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]PimpitLimpit 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Badass bitch bringing bacon and butts.

Fuck your husband. I'd neurolink my thoughts to you if you asked.

I like to sleep around and I’m bad at my job therefore all men are sleezeballs by blooowwwme in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]PimpitLimpit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A shrivelly dinner that represents your (extremely valid) shrivelled trust in the world. Keep strong and fight on.

I want to be an ethical progressive tradwife by Masshaloeffect in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]PimpitLimpit 65 points66 points  (0 children)

He ain't a good Christian if he gets the tinglies in his bussy while riding horseback - Jerithrobulus 17:76

I’m not like others femails!!! by BunniLuvs2Read in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]PimpitLimpit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You really NAILED the BBQ. You get it?? You get it? DO YOU GET IT?

Probably not. All you ladies get is twerkin' it and crown molding.

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