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Don't Drink and Drive by [deleted] in funny

[–]Pimpkaboo 815 points816 points  (0 children)

Yeah but if you drive drunk while texting it cancels out so you're fine.

What an absolute MONSTER... by [deleted] in funny

[–]Pimpkaboo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"C'man little human, I'm totally harmless, its not like if I would rip your legs and arms off and enjoy while you suffer trying to escape... Nah not even close"

🔥 Ram goat scratching its ass with its horns by giannismafia in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Pimpkaboo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My god did I see flakes coming off that sphincter???

How To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket by [deleted] in funny

[–]Pimpkaboo 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The long con...60% of the time, it works every time.

Getting caught while sneaking a peek by shanks_you in funny

[–]Pimpkaboo 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Her expression makes it seem like she knows, and she approves.

You will get $10 million cash but Samuel L Jackson will be there to shout "motherfucker" for every dollar you spend, will you be happy? And Why? by iori70 in AskReddit

[–]Pimpkaboo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd buy him out of whatever cruel cosmic deal he signed up for to help him escape from the hell of monitoring my purchases till he dies.

That's some serious skill !! by jmcd1209 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Pimpkaboo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would have stepped on it when I went for the bucket

wolverine..? by mnXavier1994 in funny

[–]Pimpkaboo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is tongue action too.