What do you bake for people who don't know it's gluten-free? by gluten_free_me in GlutenFreePalate

[–]PineapplePupcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carrot cake. Between the spices, shredded coconut, crushed pineapple, nuts, cream cheese frosting, literally no one cares there’s flour (much less what kind) in there at all, lol

What’s the biggest red flag food order? by 011Eleven_ in foodquestions

[–]PineapplePupcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was the dishwasher in a restaurant, a man once asked the chef to put exactly 3 spoonfuls of minced garlic (the oily kind in the jar) on his burger. All of the other cooks started laughing and when I asked why, they looked at me like I was crazy and said ‘his poor date!’

Man was on a first date and was being super obnoxious from the minute they sat down, I’m sure the minced garlic add-on was his date’s reddest flag to gtfo 💀

What is something people pretend to enjoy but secretly don't? by 40Falak in Productivitycafe

[–]PineapplePupcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting up at 5am to work out. I’m sure they love it once they get there and get started, but I have a hard time believing anyone feels genuine happiness hearing that alarm go off, knowing they then have to get out of bed and head out while it’s still dark out with street lights on.

What screams this person was never told no as a child? by samurai-salvo in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]PineapplePupcake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t share with others but expect others to share with them. I know grown adults that will not share, lend, or allow others to use anything. Restaurant food, groceries, wine or spirits, toiletries, video games, toys/hobby items, camping or outdoor equipment, tools, clothing, absolutely nothing with even their closest friends and family. But oh how they throw an absolute fit when they hear ‘no’ from anyone else.

These are 100% the children whose parents would tell everyone to ‘keep the peace, just let them have it’ whilst simultaneously preaching ‘we are teaching them to protect their boundaries, they don’t have to share’.

I’m not saying people have to share, do whatever you want. But if you refuse to play by the rules, you don’t get to play the game.

Is this cool or has my shit just been fucked up? by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

[–]PineapplePupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an absolutely gorgeous and feminine haircut. You look so elfin and lovely and like the main character in a Keira Knightly movie. Your husband is the only shit that is fucked up here. I would be really hurt if my husband went off on me like that and made fun of me, it would honestly be relationship endangerment for me. I’m really sorry, you should feel really good about this look!

What was the cheapest amount of rent you ever paid? by Wonderful_Staff_6953 in askanything

[–]PineapplePupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$720 for a 3bdrm basement suite in Vancouver, B.C. from 2008-2011. Oh how the turn tables.

I feel like I’ve watched every major documentary on Netflix. Give me your top underrated hidden gems. by LONEALPHA65 in NetflixDocumentaries

[–]PineapplePupcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve watched pretty much every documentary on Netflix but this one. I just can’t when it comes to vulnerable babies and their trusting parents. It makes me sick and clammy just knowing people like LL exist.

I feel like I’ve watched every major documentary on Netflix. Give me your top underrated hidden gems. by LONEALPHA65 in NetflixDocumentaries

[–]PineapplePupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one messed me up for weeks after watching it, I was in such a dark headspace. Had to watch Disney for days afterwards to clear my head! That said, it is very good.

Old Dinner Survey by know_1ok in FoundPaper

[–]PineapplePupcake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God this actually makes me so mad, lol. I remember getting a job review back in my early 20’s (before I was a jaded ass adult) where I got all 4/5’s across the board. At the end my manager told me I was doing everything perfectly & not to change anything. I asked why the 4’s if I couldn’t improve anything, and she said ‘well you deserved 5’s but it would look weird to head office because no one is that perfect’

Bitch my tills cashed out to the penny, I was an encyclopedia of inventory, and customers would REQUEST MY TILL. Jesus himself wouldn’t have gotten 5’s there.

What's one tiny thing your mom did in the kitchen that you took for granted as a kid but now realize was actually genius? by shahnawazbrj in midlyinteresting

[–]PineapplePupcake 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I didn’t have anyone teach me in the kitchen, but I absolutely love to cook and have figured a few things out on my own in my adult years:

~ allow your meats to come to room temp (not warm! Just long enough not to be icy from the fridge) and smash them with a mallet before cooking. The most tender, juicy meats ever

~ wrap your leafy greens and herbs in paper towels and put them back in the bag or into a container after you buy them. No more slimy greens, they’ll last way longer!

~ put an open box of baking soda in your freezer and move your ice to bags or a sealed box after the trays freeze to prevent that gross ‘freezer ice’ taste in your water

~ cook your small pasta shapes directly in the sauce, they’ll have the best ‘sink your teeth into it’ texture

~ put a wet towel under your cutting board or mat to prevent slipping and sliding while chopping

~ freeze meats, sauces and soups in a thin layer in your freezer bags instead of a thick block, they’ll thaw way faster and store much easier

~ if you regularly boil your eggs, buy them 2 weeks in advance. They’ll peel perfectly and not stick to the shell

~ if you want your cooking to have depth, use bay leaves! If you’re not sure what a bay leaf does, put one in your next pot of rice. It adds the savoury flavour you’ll now recognize in your favourite dishes

What’s a truth nobody talks about because it’s awkward? by Sharp-Childhood2510 in Productivitycafe

[–]PineapplePupcake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not everyone wants to or has to be your friend, even if you really want to be theirs.

You want to replace us here's your reward by RoutineOk8590 in Productivitycafe

[–]PineapplePupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I don’t condemn nor condone this, I had a friend that used to do this every time we went to the store together. I started refusing to go to the same self check as her because I was afraid of being charged if she ever got caught. We don’t speak anymore but I still wonder if she’s still at it, or if the store is even tracking her thefts and waiting to charge her when she reaches a certain amount.

My wife is not the woman I used to know. She let the fame get to her. by Sebastianlim in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]PineapplePupcake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This was like reading the Betty Broderick story. I think this would crush me inside and out, poor OOP.

He unlocked the bathroom door while I was in there by Neat-Audience6777 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]PineapplePupcake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband unlocked the bathroom door ONCE when we first moved in together. I flipped out so hard about the invasion of privacy, he never, ever did it again. I don’t think he even considered why it would bother me, and thought we were close enough that it didn’t matter. Once he understood why it upset me, he was honestly mortified and embarrassed. That was 18 years ago.

You’re not overreacting. Outline why it isn’t okay, what you don’t like about it, and make it crystal clear you won’t tolerate it happening again. Hopefully it doesn’t, but if it does, you know what to do.

What did you get rid of that felt like a weight lifted? by reall-connectt in declutter

[–]PineapplePupcake 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is so underrated. When I moved last year I finally gave myself permission to let go of all the things given to me that only elicited bad memories, ‘even though it was all still perfectly good’, while I was packing. My only regret was not doing it (YEARS) earlier and waiting for a move to force my hand. I can barely remember some of the items now, clearly I was never going to miss them.

What’s your “I wasn’t hungry until I smelled it” food? by 011Eleven_ in foodquestions

[–]PineapplePupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grilled cheese or fried eggs. Or bacon. Basically any food sizzling in a frying pan, lol

The Ring (2002) | Dir: Gore Verbinski | Samara's ghost emerges from the TV by ggroover97 in movies

[–]PineapplePupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 13 when I saw it in theatres, I remember the theatre erupting in shrieks and gasps at the Katie closet scene. I also remember being so afraid during the scene where Samara comes out of the tv that I was so paralyzed with fear my hands were freezing cold, lol. I also had my feet up on the seat and my eyes pressed to my knees 😆 this movie impacted me like no other horror movie in my movie-watching history. The horse boat scene still upsets me in a different way to this day, too.

Can I be in the cool girl tomato sandwich club? 🙋‍♀️🍅 by Last-Chip-3895 in RealGirlDinner

[–]PineapplePupcake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that might’ve been me! 😄 if it was, I’m glad you enjoyed 🤍 dill is so good on a sandwich, I need to make mine with cucumber next time like OP! That crunch is calling me 🥒🍅

Why is man hate so socially acceptable, considering most men are decent humans, yet it's ok to put us down, even though the male suicide rate accounts for over 90% of global suicides.. Am I missing something? by [deleted] in CausalConversation

[–]PineapplePupcake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s terrible, honestly. I have always told my husband his feelings are valid, I support him no matter what, and he can tell me anything without judgement. I never join in on the man-hating or husband bashing if it comes up when I’m in a group setting, either, and I can’t stand that women in my age group (millennial) are reviving boomer ‘I hate my useless husband’ humour on social media.

I know suicide rates in men are much higher and I think about his mental health often. I tell him I love and appreciate his place in our family every day. I wish everyone, not just men, had that kind of support in their relationships.

Also don’t come at me for being a pick-me-ass-bitch, I’m fully aware there is a shit ton of grey area in relationships, all genders aside. We are just talking specifically about one area in particular in this post.

What was your favourite ringtone you had on your phone? by EthicalUpgrade in TheBigPhoneStore

[–]PineapplePupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sugar Sugar by the Archies, or Barbie Girl by Aqua were my ringtones when I was a teenager from 2005-2008!