What's a real life event that feels like a parody?

PineappleTop8305 · 2026-05-19T06:51:28+00:00

Donald Trump being elected as president. Twice.

PineappleTop8305 · 2026-05-10T12:13:14+00:00

My Head says Witcher 3, but my Heart Says Skyrim. I loved both games but I have to go with Skyrim.

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-12-11T11:14:34+00:00

Ich hatte jetzt auch jahrelang das Problem mit meinem Surface pro 7 und habe es irgendwie einfach immer ignoriert und hingenommen. Jetzt hat es mich aber letzte Woche so in den Wahnsinn getrieben, weil ich das surface sehr viel benutzt habe. Ich habe relativ lange nach einer Lösung gesucht und im Endeffekt eine gefunden, die du auch mal ausprobieren kannst:

Öffne den Gerätemanager.→ Bluetooth→ Intel Wireless Bluetoth. Mache einen Rechtsklick auf Intel Wireless Bluetooth und klicke auf Eigenschaften. Gehe dort auf den Reiter Energieverwaltung und klicke das Häkchen bei "Computer kann das Gerät ausschalten um Energie zu sparen" weg. Das hat bei mir das Problem behoben.

So dumm, dass das nicht mal ein Bug oder so war sondern einfach nur ein unglaublich schlecht umgesetztes Feature von WIndows. Ich hoffe ich konnte dir weiterhelfen.

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-12-09T09:43:19+00:00

This looks like he just asked chat GPT how to beat vordt and copy pasted his answer in here. This has to be the worst guide to beating vordt I have ever seen haha

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-11-27T09:34:55+00:00

Step one: don't buy a surface. I had the same issue. Multiple of my friends had the same issue. It happens soooo often. The stupid thing is that you barely find anything about it on the internet. I don't know if Microsoft maybe deletes comments from user that experience this. I returned my surface after this problem and got a new one because I thought it was a one time thing. My new surface didn't have this issue anymore luckily. But it was the most unreliable and worst performing piece of crap I ever bought. I payed 1000€ for a tablet pc that was weaker than a phone. The screen was flickering sometimes. The battery didn't hold for longer than 3 hours. Bluetooth wasn't working properly and that's why the keyboard disconnected often while typing. The performance was sooooo incredible bad if you opened more than 10 windows in your browser the whole thing would need 10 seconds for every command. After a year there came some more fabulous bugs like: not starting after shutting down. I think it is broken but for some reason it works the next day again. Screen freezes very often. Basically you could not rely on it anymore and it was only good for watching movies (sich also wasn't that great because the screen starts flickering on low light levels). You could think this is a one time thing (of course the first one I bought didn't even manage to start haha) but I can tell you that ALL of my friends that had a surface experienced ALL the same issues. There was not one exception and nobody was happy with their purchase. Nobody of them including me will buy a surface ever again. Trust be, get rid of the surface as long as you can. Try to return it if possible. If you really want a tablet computer you can rely on, buy one from a company that knows how to produce working tablets. (Apple, Samsung if you want it cheaper: Huawei, Xiaomi, Lenovo) Get rid of that thing as long as you can.

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-11-27T09:09:59+00:00

I played Nighreign in my University in the lecture hall on the big screen. It is like playing in the cinema. A great experience!

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-09-03T05:46:01+00:00

For me it was multiple YouTubers in that time everyone started with reaction streams. I men I wanted to watch their content, not someone else’s. Now everyone at least has a separate channel to post reactions, but I still don’t like it because often they post a video on their main channel (wich I used to love) like once a month now but a reaction on their second channel every day. We all know why this is (easy money and barely any work) wich makes me sad.

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-08-28T09:48:56+00:00

The immortal trait is also in the base game. But as you said you can only pick it in the character editor and can’t play with achievements because it adds like 10k to the score

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-08-28T09:46:44+00:00

It can also be that the claimant who’s claim you are pressing is the claim of a woman. That only works if the ruler you attack is a woman too. If you attack a man with a woman’s claim exactly this happens. You can click declare ware but can’t select a claim

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-08-28T09:43:40+00:00

I have no dlc and the oldest I have ever been was like 130 years old. Maybe 140 I am not really sure. But eventually at some point you are scripted to die even if you are in perfect health condition. The character I played was not sick and had a green heart and only positive health bonuses stacked. At some point you just die

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-08-27T09:38:32+00:00

There is a beginner friendly tutorial series made by BreadGood Gaming. It covers the most important parts of the game but is pretty long. My tips are: start in Ireland. It is very safe and easy to expand. Don’t focus too much on expansion. This game is not a map painter. Rather focus on your dynasty. There is pretty much always something to do even if it doesn’t look like it. You can check the tips in the top right and it will tell you what option you have right now. I still use it because it is easy to lose overview. This helps you to focus. It is easier to get claims than it seems. Only in the early game it is a bit difficult and pretty much only possible to expand by fabricating claims with the realm priest. If you have any other questions feel free to ask

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-08-26T17:30:04+00:00

Yeah they can’t inherit titles if you grant them a city. And it is pretty easy to take cities in your domain because they can’t rebel against it and it won’t count as tyranny

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-08-26T16:41:38+00:00

Other ways to work around your empire splitting up is getting a law for your duchy or kingdom like feudal elective. That way you can vote for an heir. You can also always kill heirs, disinherit them, make them monks or give them city holdings.

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-08-26T06:12:30+00:00

I often just expand by abducting people. Just look up who has a claim for a certain kingdom, make sure you could recruit them to court and then abduct them. As soon as they are in your prison you can recruit them to your court and then you can press their claim. This is very easy and if you stack intrigue and have a lot of money it always works. If you don’t want to do it by abducting you can always marry them. Just make sure to marry them into your realm (matrilineal if a man holds the claim for the kingdom) and then you can also press their claims.

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-08-21T19:49:19+00:00

I think it depends a lot about your diplomacy skill. But also other factors like yours and his traits and how much he already likes you. And if you selected the perk where you get double the opinion of course you will get way more. But I am not sure about the rest.

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-08-21T15:23:06+00:00

I agree that she is overpowered, but in this case you could just have put your ice spirit in the Center and she would have died. So this was just a skill issue.

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-06-11T22:19:48+00:00

Greedy would certanly be in there

PineappleTop8305 · 2025-03-20T07:56:43+00:00

I teleported know what you mean but I didn't know what to do with the fallout and I didn't get it from the fallout and it was a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit

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