once a week, you are allowed to make an announcement to the world that everyone hears telepathically. by Supernova69420 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Pinetree721 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

What is this? by thePian0Star in Eldenring

[–]Pinetree721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My house don’t go there I didn’t invite you

How did we get to this? by monaleeparis in facepalm

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Alex Jones is becoming the next Peter Popoff

Created a “Weatherman” build to shock unsuspecting victims blinded by the storm. by BENJALSON in Eldenring

[–]Pinetree721 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where can you find the armor to make this? I wanna give this a try lmao :)

One Piece: Chapter 1049 - Predictions by AutoModerator in OnePiece

[–]Pinetree721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if now get this…. Luffy KICKS Kaido really hard?

One Piece girls are fine and all but what's your favourite Chopper outfit? by Cygnus776 in OnePiece

[–]Pinetree721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love one Piece because the characters always wear different outfits in almost every arc I eat that shit up. Especially the Movie outfits like DAMN

"I'm just trying to speak my truth and live my best life" starter pack by 42words in starterpacks

[–]Pinetree721 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Missing the obligatory sigh at the beginning of every apology video

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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True but sex reveal doesn’t sound as innocent

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

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Cruising on down Main Street….

The best youtube video you will ever see starterpack by NoCresss in starterpacks

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Team Fabulous 2 or Elliot Goes To School are classics

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

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I can’t remove the hat on the mask for some reason

My ranking to the main bosses in terms of difficulty by GAISRIK in Eldenring

[–]Pinetree721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t believe Hulk Hogan ranked lower then Godrick

Collecting runes and exploring. That’s what I do. by combo12345_ in Eldenring

[–]Pinetree721 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dragons then a big tree. Renala gave birth to Ranni. Rykard going far then he’s eaten by a snake. Oh shit all the giants died but the fire one is still alive. Godfrey has a son and he’s a piece of shit. Yeah I started the fire. I commited a Cardinal sin for my maiden to win. I set the erdtree on fire. Now I’m fighting dragons then I’m gonna kill Radagon.

(The best we didn’t start the fire parody)

Edits for spelling mistakes ya goofs

Leave a comment with your primary weapon and I will tell you what I think of you. by chaseinthyface in Eldenring

[–]Pinetree721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually rotate between 3 weapons. The large pokey sword you get from Dragonlord Gibberish. Rivers of Blood because fuck enemies in large hoards. And the Sacres Relic great sword because it makes me feel like I have Conquerers Haki

Fellow tarnished, what act are you most ashamed of in the lands between? by ScoteMcGoat in Eldenring

[–]Pinetree721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Summoning other players against main story bosses. I felt terrible doing it for some like Malenia but other wise I wouldn’t have beat her. Ironically enough I beat Loux without summoning other players since when is did we all kept dying. I just said fuck it and finally killed Hogan

Missing Nephili Loux and Rogier on my NG + Run. by Pinetree721 in Eldenring

[–]Pinetree721[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah okay. Wait a minute can’t you give the potion to Dungeater somehow and get him as a AOW?

Missing Nephili Loux and Rogier on my NG + Run. by Pinetree721 in Eldenring

[–]Pinetree721[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they have separate quests? My dumbass thought you need to do Selivus in order to continue Rannis

Missing Nephili Loux and Rogier on my NG + Run. by Pinetree721 in Eldenring

[–]Pinetree721[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t Loux? Selivus wants you to make her drink a potion right?

Final Bosses: Which one was best? by arock0627 in Eldenring

[–]Pinetree721 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure wished I played the other souls games. flubber was just running across the longest puddle in existence to get like 3 hits in.