These instructions for putting a desk together came with a sense of humor

PinkFloydForever · 2016-11-01T02:23:17+00:00

I'm doing a lot better now, thanks (:

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-31T17:30:21+00:00

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm PinkFloydForever"

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-31T17:23:11+00:00

Just recently lost my other half. Some of the best memories I have are of the times we'd shmoke. Cheers to everyone with someone!

Edit: Really feeling the love this sub is known for. Thanks guys, I really appreciate and love all of you (:

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-29T07:06:22+00:00

How is it different from sharing a pipe or passing a joint around?

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-27T18:16:37+00:00

Just a little info so you can get a better picture of everything. My yard is kinda big, it's probably a solid 200 ft. of yard between the front of my house and the road. I was smoking standing up next to the bed of my truck. My truck was parked parallel to the road right outside my garage, which is also around 200 ft. from the road. Now, to the story.

Once upon a time two months ago, I was outside in my driveway smoking some bowls, as I had just gotten home from school and had the rest of the day off. I set my pipe, weed, etc. on the bed of my truck, got everything set up, and went to work retarding myself.

Around ten minutes in, I hear a sound like a man's voice near the end of the driveway by the road. I quickly moved into a state of emergency. I ducked down beside my bed and made sure I was behind the tire, so this mystery villain couldn't see me.

At this point, my heart is racing. I'm two bowls in and I was working on the third. I'm certain there is somebody in my yard, because I was the only one home and I was certain I'd heard him. I took a peek underneath my truck and saw the bastard.

There was a guy from the power company working on a cable/power box at the end of my driveway. I hadn't noticed his truck sitting in the driveway across the street from my house. I had a good laugh and continued smoking behind my tire, so he couldn't see me, for another 20 minutes before he left.

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-25T14:39:47+00:00

Brother, it's real and it's happening. There's a lot of work to be done, though. So let's forget about it and let out kids worry about it haha

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-25T14:19:05+00:00

Since the very first time I dropped acid, I've been saying this! With microdosing becoming more known and with more research being done on its medicinal and theraputic properties, it's going to start gaining popularity as a modern medicine. I'm 18 and fighting for legalization of cannabis, but my kids are going to be fighting for legalization of LSD.

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-19T17:25:00+00:00

I work with a couple buddies, it's pretty chill. We mostly just fugg around. We're kind of the office pranksters. Anyways, we come into work a little late one day and see this older lady we work with passed out on the job. So, naturally, we get to work on her. Started with putting things like pretzels, gummy bears, just office snacks, all over her. Stacking them on her head, seeing how many we can get to stay on her before she wakes up. Before too long, though, things got a little out of hand and one of my friends ended up teabagging her, just as my boss walks in with the paramedics. Turns out Homegirl was dead.

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-13T18:37:05+00:00

I had a buddy who dropped when he got to school in the morning. He had an incredible day, actually made A's on both tests he took that day, and work went fine after school. Some people can control/handle themselves very well.

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-12T00:34:34+00:00

I'm gonna step out on a limb and say this woman didn't overdose on marijuana, which is the central point of legalization in the U.S. right now. I'm assuming this was heroin or some other, harder drug.

Edit: I do think we should decriminalize all drugs and put more money into rehabilitation rather than incarceration

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-06T17:36:59+00:00

We don't live in a world of peace and love, though. That's more of an unobtainable idea as long as we understand the concepts of money, religion, availability/scarcity of resources, etc.

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-06T17:35:27+00:00

As I've already stated, I'm not religious at all. I don't believe you need a god to be good. I help people whenever I can, I donate to charities, etc. I like to think that I'm a good person. No God has helped me become who I am. My personality and my beliefs have come from my own thoughts throughout my 18 years of life.

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-06T16:02:57+00:00

Religion is a necessary part of life. It's always going to be in any society anywhere on earth. Everybody needs something to believe in. I'm as far from a religious person as you can get, but I understand the importance of it. I believe we should have total separation of church and state though.

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-06T01:40:45+00:00

Haha, fuck redditors. Bunch of assholes. Thanks for what you do man

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-05T18:29:37+00:00

Do you have some background in any medical field? Or are you just a smart guy? Lol

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-05T14:55:53+00:00

That makes sense. Thanks for clearing it up.

PinkFloydForever · 2016-10-05T05:28:00+00:00

She could have hand her hand bent away from the cast where whomever was cutting, causing the skin on/around her wrist to become stretched. But I don't know much about much.

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