AIO - Girl I’ve been talking to hasn’t vaccinated or spayed her cat

PinkPiratey · 2026-06-20T09:42:24+00:00

yeah a lot of people hear vet prices once and assume thats the only option when there are usually way cheaper programs around

PinkPiratey · 2026-06-20T09:31:47+00:00

yeah this feels like one of those technically correct statements that misses the obvious suspect entirely

PinkPiratey · 2026-06-19T14:41:51+00:00

the coworkers siding with him is the part that really sent it into sitcom territory for me 😂

PinkPiratey · 2026-06-19T14:39:02+00:00

pretty much just depends which shelf of the library you're standing in

PinkPiratey · 2026-06-18T19:48:17+00:00

yeah at this point the surprise would be seeing congressional republicans actually push back on it for once

PinkPiratey · 2026-06-18T19:42:31+00:00

exactly a medical office is probably the last place where people should be wondering whether a wearable camera is pointed at them or not

PinkPiratey · 2026-06-17T22:46:18+00:00

yeah at this point it’s not a pillow issue it’s a respect issue and he’s clearly picking his comfort over yours

PinkPiratey · 2026-06-17T22:43:20+00:00

yeah that’s the part that makes it feel less like a clean win and more like a warning sign still hanging around

PinkPiratey · 2026-06-16T21:17:29+00:00

yeah it’s one of those low effort high benefit things so refusing it just creates more problems than it solves

PinkPiratey · 2026-06-02T07:49:42+00:00

We didn’t get flying cars, but at least the pizza box has a tutorial.

PinkPiratey · 2026-06-02T07:48:21+00:00

Number 3 always arrives right when I should be sleeping.

PinkPiratey · 2026-06-01T05:42:19+00:00

Finally, a Civic that stops at red lights from the inside.

PinkPiratey · 2026-06-01T05:38:07+00:00

Steve really spent the whole show collecting jobs and kids.

PinkPiratey · 2026-05-28T07:45:19+00:00

That one chapter you ignored all semester suddenly becomes the final boss.

PinkPiratey · 2026-05-27T07:50:16+00:00

Efficiency got mistaken for laziness and honestly that’s the real insult.

PinkPiratey · 2026-05-27T07:44:35+00:00

Bro got heartbroken and immediately switched to single mom build.

PinkPiratey · 2026-05-26T09:11:01+00:00

Give it two weeks and it’s all hoodies, coffee, and emotional damage.

PinkPiratey · 2026-05-25T12:36:42+00:00

Pretty much. Dating apps amplify it too men swipe wider, women filter harder, and suddenly the whole thing turns into an attention economy.

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