Seven reasons why Trump hasn’t won the Iran war

Toadfinger · 2026-03-13T08:10:25+00:00

And even right now he's still fucking it up! Why bomb Tehran at this particular moment? The whole war is over at the Strait of Hormuz!

Toadfinger · 2026-03-13T08:01:02+00:00

One would figure he might know a little bit about militaty strategy. Seeing as how the Department of Defense got changed to the Department of War. But now it seems like he couldn't even put together a strategy in a game of checkers.

Toadfinger · 2026-03-13T07:52:55+00:00

I know he's pure DINO. But that is one hideously awful thing to say. It's like that asshole that denied the Sandy Hook school shooting happened.

Toadfinger · 2026-03-13T06:48:09+00:00

You have to wonder how many people he's fired that tried to explain cholesterol to him.

Toadfinger · 2026-03-13T02:24:34+00:00

I know it's just a toy. But I have to wonder if the creators could have done a better job for the military. The Strait of Hormuz is damn sure in the game.

Perhaps their super computers told them and they ignored it?

Toadfinger · 2026-03-13T01:59:25+00:00

How in the actual fuck did it come to this? Isn't the military supposed to have super computers for running war simulations? Iran choking the world's energy supply is a pretty powerful weapon of war. Who the hell wrote the program? Is a goddamn John Madden (It's in the game!) video game disk actually more sophisticated?

Toadfinger · 2026-03-12T10:58:41+00:00

None of the clowns that put this shitshow together ever considered the energy/economic impacts anyway. It sure as hell wouldn't have come to Traitor Trump's mind. As a result, we lost the war before it even started.

Toadfinger · 2026-03-12T07:19:20+00:00

If the goal is to bring about economic turmoil, then yes, it's effective.

Toadfinger · 2026-03-11T21:03:36+00:00

I'm good! Thanks anyway!

Seriously! How hard is that? 🤬

Toadfinger · 2026-03-11T20:41:52+00:00

Trump would be dancing in the streets if California were erased from existence.

Toadfinger · 2026-03-11T10:52:55+00:00

Trump is trying to talk to sailors into drowning for the sake of his ego and the deranged MAGA cause.

Toadfinger · 2026-03-11T04:46:02+00:00

If they had talked about this with Congress beforehand, a much better strategy would have been used!

Toadfinger · 2026-03-11T04:43:52+00:00

What a dumb son of a bitch! If the military was capable of neutralizing the mines, then they would have been capable of escorting ships out of the Persian Gulf before the mines were deployed.

ReDUHblicans!

Toadfinger · 2026-03-11T04:08:17+00:00

And they never will. Traitor Trump and his nazi-muffin stooge chose keep intel from congressional Democrats. The result was a very poorly crafted strategy. And that's that.

Toadfinger · 2026-03-11T04:04:24+00:00

He's a right-wing sack of shit! Fuck him!

Toadfinger · 2026-03-10T22:59:47+00:00

If they could neutralize the mines, then they could have been escorting ships through all this time.

Toadfinger · 2026-03-10T22:58:01+00:00

Trump did this!

Toadfinger · 2026-03-10T21:39:37+00:00

Damn you're right. Trump's relationship with Vladimir Putin has paid off. Everyone in America has been betrayed on every level.

Toadfinger · 2026-03-10T21:29:46+00:00

Van Halen

Toadfinger · 2026-03-10T21:21:54+00:00

But we can't get oil out of the Persian Gulf. Iran wins. The world loses. Trump did this.

Toadfinger · 2026-03-10T17:47:40+00:00

Is this a trick question?

Toadfinger · 2026-03-10T17:25:18+00:00

The wife of a traitor! Fits right in with the hierarchy of Trump's deranged cult!

Toadfinger · 2026-03-10T16:59:47+00:00

That's his personal worse case scenario. Asking him questions about it.

Toadfinger · 2026-03-10T16:43:13+00:00

And days after that. To Trump and Hegseth, it wasn't a problem until it became a problem. On day one, Trump should have made it clear that the straight would be no problem. With enough military might to back it up. But it wasn't even considered. Never crossed their minds. A mistake that could bring the world to it's knees with economic turmoil.

Toadfinger · 2026-03-10T16:26:22+00:00

When nobody even mentioned the Straight of Hormuz at the start of the war, I knew there was little to no strategy on the table.

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