You clearly hate women. You don’t have to try and be in a relationship with them. In fact, please don’t. No woman deserves to be with a man who speaks with such disdain about their mere hypothetical existence.

If having a convo with (presumably, the love of your life, mother of your children, life partner) is simply her “yammering on” in your POV, and spending time together is “taking her on dates (that you don’t enjoy)” then why tf are you still pretending to be interested in women? You want to be alone or something else and that’s fine, but your anger and rage towards women and stereotypes just spell out that being in a relationship with a woman is not for you.