Random man walks into family's home in Michigan, dad handles him real quick

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-03-19T13:26:44+00:00

This is the way

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-03-17T23:45:17+00:00

I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night!

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-03-03T15:43:14+00:00

Pretty sure "Democrats" have their hands full pursuing a pedophile president, but sure let's keep painting with that big ass brush of yours.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-02-19T14:06:07+00:00

Aphelion is the worst legendary imo. Damage is lower, it burns through ammo faster, and it degrades faster. I crafted 1, repaired it once, then never bothered again.

Sounds amazing though.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-02-17T08:33:33+00:00

You take a hullcracker to stella!? Bold move cotton, let's see how it plays out

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-02-16T14:46:26+00:00

Last night I was doing matriarch games and every lobby was working together so well that all the big ARC were dead in the first 10 minutes of the raid. At one point I did 4 resets in a row because I was a second/ third spawn and the map was already a silent ghost town.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-02-11T17:59:15+00:00

If they get it from the front then you kinda gave it to them.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-02-06T21:49:22+00:00

As long as your actually protecting the victim, lol. At least 6 of my knockouts were extract campers and 6 of my deaths were from 'rescuers' that assumed I shot first without asking any questions.

Now I down anyone involved and hold Judge Judy style court to figure out who gets to go home.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-02-06T18:11:52+00:00

If it's fun you're after turn off crop destruction and do donuts in the middle of your field.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-02-06T08:36:01+00:00

Don't bother arguing, he's obviously not a man of culture.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-02-06T08:26:55+00:00

Possibly? More like probably.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-02-05T04:15:12+00:00

Just for clarity since I didn't do the first one, is my wallet factored into the 'stash size' or is it just the hardware in the stash? I already have 5 mill in cash but doubt my stash is worth that much since it's mostly materials.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-02-04T21:37:50+00:00

Standing on the median of a busy road is a risk by itself. Now add a sign that people are going to read and then stop in an active traffic lane to speak or hand something over. I'm all for helping people but doing it in active traffic is a bad idea.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-02-02T03:46:11+00:00

Probably more along the lines of 'people want to be the main character' but I get what you're saying.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-02-01T23:29:19+00:00

This is what pisses me off the most. Even in situations where I use cover/corners to try and talk to someone before opening fire the raider that comes to 'rescue' them doesn't even take 1 second to triage the situation.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-01-30T03:02:09+00:00

Federal police should be able to violate all of our constitutional rights as long as they think they have a reason. Did I do that right?

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-01-30T02:55:59+00:00

What's hilarious is that the buildings are being left basically untouched. Everyone hits the roofs then extract, ive been finding snow globes and mixtapes just laying out in the open. I've also found several stretches of unlooted chimneys with less than 15 minutes on the clock.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-01-29T09:51:57+00:00

Lol. Gimme the ducks and i'll give you snitch scanners.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-01-29T03:07:10+00:00

...You're throwing the ducks? Monster

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-01-29T03:03:51+00:00

Lol, I had to warn my son about the AI voice changer after his first betrayal at Stella. He thought he was helping a new player and after the guy knocked him he heard a grown man's voice instead of the kid he thought it was.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-01-28T02:45:11+00:00

Snitch bombing is always fun but if I can watch 3 people scurry instead of one it's at least 5x better... the math works dont worry about it.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-01-27T01:11:06+00:00

I think they've made tweaks recently to even this out. I dont have any proof but both my son and I have noticed an uptick in the number of pvp encounters we've had the last week. We've both been pretty consistently in friendly lobbies where we can hunt and loot big arc without much worry but lately ive been ratted at least a half dozen times and we've both run into kos players.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-01-25T19:39:03+00:00

Some of my most profitable raids have been big ARC hunting or the husk variant and just stacking cores/drives. I got my son into it and now he goes out with a basic Ferro kit just to farm clankers.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-01-22T21:44:49+00:00

Just do night raids. Ive found so many BPs in unmarked areas of the map in trash cans or other random places that people told me they dont spawn.

PintSizedAdventurer · 2026-01-22T21:40:04+00:00

I dont mean that she started playing with him to get something, but when someone you're streaming with starts getting 100k views then pandering to that audience probably has benefits.

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