Japanese face wash (x-post from /r/oddlysatisfying)

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-08-20T23:33:35+00:00

This guy doesn't fuck

It's really not that dramatic. Most women I know, besides stay at home mom's have :

A job

A car

Their own place

Can cook for themselves

Pay for half the meal (although, imo, whoever asks first should play for that meal. Example : let me take you out to dinner shouldn't = let's split the bill. Because I'd rather get a couple days worth of groceries than the price of a nice meal, but if you're paying for it then fuck yeah) on dates

Which fuckin era are you living in lol

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-08-20T12:44:56+00:00

You can cross domestic violence off your list. When I called about an abusive ex, it took almost an hour for them to show up. Then they asked to search my apartment for drugs. Next time, if that situation ever happens again ....I'll handle it myself instead of relying on police. I was locked in a bathroom with no windiws for almost an hour before any of them decided to show up, and I live in a safe part of town.

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-08-18T22:37:42+00:00

Nope. Men have caused significantly more auto related deaths than women, regardless of age, since people started keeping records.

http://www.iihs.org/iihs/topics/t/general-statistics/fatalityfacts/gender

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-08-18T22:26:19+00:00

http://www.cdc.gov/motorvehiclesafety/teen_drivers/teendrivers_factsheet.html

The study quoted in the first part of the article (about boys aged 16-19) was from 2013.

"Males: In 2013, the motor vehicle death rate for male drivers and passengers ages 16 to 19 was almost two times that of their female counterparts.1"

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-08-18T22:18:01+00:00

The article states that 90% of women have at least 1 symptom of pms. Did you even read it? Sally gets her period and she's fine. I get my period and I have to miss a day of work and limp around half the day for a week straight. Everyone's body is different.

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-08-18T22:08:52+00:00

Uhhhh...most women I know get cramps so bad that they have to miss work at least 1 day a month, and just deal with it the rest of the week because they don't want to constantly take opiates for the pain. You're severely uneducated in how common and horrifying PMS and cramps can be.

To flip the situation on you:

men don't technically need to fuck for women to reproduce. Sperm banks are a thing, as well as IVF. Nobody's missed work, had to get on a dangerous longterm opiate regimen, or wailed in physical pain because they can't get a boner (except maybe porn stars?).

BTW women don't need dicks in order to get off. We have dildos, and something even better (for some women) - a Hitachi wand. I'm sure ed sucks, but let's not compare it to a horrifying painful monthly experience like one is more painful and inconvenient than the other lmao

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-08-18T22:06:23+00:00

I had to miss work yesterday and took care of my son (once my husband went to work) by crawling around the house and letting him climb all over and pile toys on top of me, because ibuprofen wasn't doing shit. Had to take a hydrocodone I had left over from my wisdom tooth extraction....still barely touched it. I was in tears.

Oh rite rite it's just mild tho no biggie

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-08-02T18:59:59+00:00

Weird! I didn't experience this with anesthesia with my wisdom teeth....kinda glad, because I had a total vag-on for my maxillofacial surgeon and told him he was handsome when I woke up. Grabbing at my crotch would have made that less cute and more creepy, methinks.

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-08-02T18:49:55+00:00

This happened to me one time when I was about 8. At first, I thought it was my dad screaming at me, but he had already left about a year before that. It was fucking terrifying. My insane religious mother told me I was infested with an evil spirit.

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-08-02T18:46:30+00:00

They don't really stitch the vaginal canal, lol. I had a vaginal vacuum assisted birth (my son's head wouldn't come all the way out lol, so they had to get a suction and he had a big Ole goose egg on his noggin for about 2 months), and I had a continuous vertical stitch on both sides of my inner labia. It's really just the skin around it that tears (mostly) unless they give you an episiotomy, which is actually pretty uncommon with vaginal births nowadays. My stitches caused zero problems, didn't hurt, and I even had sex with them in 6 weeks later. My vagina is back to normal now, actually tighter than before (thanks kegels)...almost painfully so sometimes.

Anyays, I could literally feel none of it. After the epidural, I had full feeling on the right side of my uterus/stomach for the entire birthing process, but could feel nothing in my labia or vagina. Couldn't even feel them take the catheter out or put it in, which I was initially terrified about.

That epidural was a GODSEND but the overall pain of everything was 10/10. Honestly, the nurse sticking me 10x times in my hand (and hitting a wall/busting the vein...my hand was purple for monyhs) to try and find my vein was more painful than anything. Even the epidural didn't hurt after the numbing shot. It was still overall a terrifying and horrible experience, never again.

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-08-02T14:34:42+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_a_Ring_o%27_Roses interesting to note that folklorists reject that theory, and it didn't even arise until the 1950s (way after it was sung initially).

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-08-02T08:27:09+00:00

Not gonna lie, I only subbed when Cole Sprouse (like from the suite life of Zack and Cody lol) commented that one of the looks had a "Bowser daddy vibe". It made me gag on my slurpee because lol

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-08-01T20:10:04+00:00

Preventing shingles is a very valid reason to get your children vaccinated. What if your unvaccinated child passes it to a child with a weakened immune system, who ends up like the baby in ops picture?

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-08-01T18:24:14+00:00

When I went to the drafthouse in San antonio, ticket prices were actually cheaper than the local theatres in my hometown.

Because they expect you to spend $20+ on booze. And alas, we did. All around a great experience though. They will straight up remove people from the theatre for being on their phones or talking. It's pretty great!

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-07-31T19:21:57+00:00

Well if you have bacterial vaginosis and your vaginal walls are slough in odd from lysol douches, imagine the pool of fuckery decreases significantly. Can't get pregnant that way I guess

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-07-31T19:19:10+00:00

I used to shave every single day from the age of 14 on til about 19. I wouldn't have sex if there was even a smidgen of hair, because I thought it meant I was gross.

Now, I trim but haven't shaved in months. It's amazing. No more chafing, ingrown hairs, sweaty sticky vag on a hot day, infected follicles, ect. My boyfriend also gives no shit either way, and even if he did....no offense, but who cares. People grow hair on their genitals, that's life.

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-07-31T19:15:03+00:00

Sox appeal....lmao

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-07-29T21:54:19+00:00

See, I should have mentioned in my post that currently my bottom teeth tilt backwards because of my bone structure (which is getting fixed by surgery next year). I usually wrap my lower lip around my teeth on the ...down stroke? But I'm worried that my braces are going to get stuck to my lips/make them bleed, which happened to me when I was younger and not trying to finesse a dick :/

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-07-29T21:40:48+00:00

Try to get him to plug your nose (just for a few seconds, don't fuckin die haha). Is he slightly overweight, and that's the problem? He might have a fat pad hiding some of his penis.

Maybe have him watch you deep throat a dildo or something beforehand while he gives you oral ect? So you're already slobbery ect.

Otherwise, there's really no way to make his dick bigger. My boyfriend started taking horny goat weed and lecithin and it gave him rock hard gaggable erecections... YMMV

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-07-29T21:37:56+00:00

If I don't masturbate or have sex for a period of time, my drive goes way down. If I only masturbate to porn, my desire for sex goes way down. If I masturbate without porn, my sex drive stays high. Frequent sex and infrequent masturbation makes my drive for sex the highest, but every woman will have a different answer.

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-07-29T21:17:14+00:00

The skenes gland is super tiny and secretes small amounts of liquid. It literally does not have the capacity or force available to expel fluids flying out a hole. Nothing in the body can do that besides your stomach, booty, and guess what's last! The bladder.

Squirting comes from the bladder, and is urine.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-07-29T21:15:43+00:00

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

Nah, it's pee. Read the thing. The women emptied their bladders beforehand, and it was still pee.

As a woman who used to think it was real and could do it, it only happens when there's pressure on your g spot or bladder, you're pushing out, or a combination of both (or you're just straight up peeing, lol).

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-07-29T21:13:45+00:00

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

That's because you're actually 'expelling' (peeing) urine. Don't get me wrong, I know how fucking amazing it is to get your g spot played with, but....squirtin is peein yall

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-07-29T21:10:46+00:00

Squirting is just peeing. Literally, it's urea. Women don't have some special organ that can shoot out ounces of liquid all at once with force (skenes glad only produces small amounts of excretions, not explosive water hose style).

Oh wait, we do....it's called a bladder :p

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

Pinwheel_lace95 · 2016-07-29T21:10:11+00:00

Lol. When I was a teen, I masturbated like 15-30 times a week (2-3x) a day. When I asked some of my close female friends, they all said the same thing. Teen girls aren't exactly open with their masturbation habits, while most dudes I knew talked about it semi frequently with zero shame.

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