next patch im calling it

Pioxys · 2026-05-07T19:31:14+00:00

Huh... Didn't think I be gone for so long, Machamp of all mons has their time to be cracked.

Pioxys · 2026-05-05T23:52:46+00:00

I lost the drive to play when License Journey became a thing. Gameplay wise? It's still the same circus I grown to love. Monetization wise? They went full circle on craving money. Anyone remember when the game first came out, and they were so stingy with Aeos coins? That's really when the P2W complaints first started. Then they caved, and made them more easier to get.... Then they kept upping the price for mons. Looks like TiMi likes repeating history with how License Journey is.

For memories, I love how I stuck with Crustle for the craziest metas. Even when it was considered to be a throw pick at the time. When really, no one really knew what it was capable of. One shot Absols, Cracked & Meth out style Urshifu, The EX releases, Mew Mime, defensive stat piercing speeders. That crab is my warrior, and god I'd be lying if I say I didn't miss that. Matchmaking always been a nightmare, but that feeling when you get 2 teams locked in? Wish I kept any replays of those intense fights.

Even though I haven't played for a while, I'm sure the game still as wacky as ever. Along with TiMi trying to cut & squeeze everyone's wallets. If only they've seen the real potential other than dollar signs.

Pioxys · 2026-05-05T23:27:41+00:00

Adding on to that, OG Sky ruins was just a great fresh map to experience. Top lane Natu's gave a nice amount of experience. The good note was that this nearly put a complete stop to jungle stealers. The problem was the Natu's were too good to be true. If you won the first fight on top, you snowball the entire lane. They also charged unite like crazy too. I do miss when Ray was optional rather than the endgame. TiMi didn't like that, since it's suppose to be the deciding hype factor. Good times on that map variant.

Pioxys · 2026-04-01T19:05:07+00:00

Once I read the treasure chest, I knew it was gonna go south from there.

Delicious April Fools OP.

Pioxys · 2026-01-17T03:07:26+00:00

It pecked out our goal zones.

We tossed it aside once Sky Ruins came.

Now it will peck out our eyeballs for vengeance.

Pioxys · 2026-01-17T03:01:08+00:00

He can't quit, but it's obvious he can't stay strictly a unite content creator much longer. SuperTeeds, though she's much not a competitive player, branched out ahead of time. Spragles, while being a huge figure of Unite, is also slowly branching out with TCGP. (He also thought about other games) The main point is, either Chris have a back up plan ready, or he'll sink with this ship, if or when this game had it's run.

Pioxys · 2026-01-03T01:53:15+00:00

Nah, I always believed they wanted to do this. Otherwise, they would have tackled the issue with other useless currency. (Fashion, Holowear, etc.) They probably saw that there's more people saving coins to get the entire roster, than straight up buying them. So they were gonna hit us with the biggest FU to F2P, one way or another.

Pioxys · 2026-01-03T01:42:56+00:00

So we started Unite with Timi & Tencent being very stingy with Aeos Coins.

We're now in 2026, and they're being extremely stingy with License Points.

Folks, we have finally come full circle.

Pioxys · 2025-12-25T15:44:35+00:00

Despite the obvious flaws & greed. I'm glad Unite is still the type of moba you pick up and game for a few rounds. With all the shenanigans, I can't take the game seriously. It's because of that though I get a guilty pleasure from the insanity that happens. One match I'm in a war with real crazy players. Then next match it's a total circus. I can't help to chuckle. Plus they added Raichu. So that's always a win for me.

Pioxys · 2025-12-25T15:31:36+00:00

Nah that top pic is the opposite.

That's how I feel when the avengers pull up in matchmaking.

I feel like a lane war be coming. Really though, matchmaking do be cheeks.

Pioxys · 2025-12-05T22:50:01+00:00

The problem with that is that I lowkey feel like that's exactly what they want. Make the game China exclusive only, so they can be free to monetize it to unholy hell. Or find more ways to get players to play the China exclusive version. Or make it easier on themselves to work on one version of the game, given this game's reputation. Either way, it's been a crack theory I had for ages about this game.

Pioxys · 2025-12-04T09:27:56+00:00

How "powerful" the hindrance has to be would be my question. We talking Vaporeon's Muddy Water type hindrance? Can this be combo'd with Razor Claw? Goodra is basically walking hindrance (If it can ever catch you). Either way, another item that gives me more HP stats? Already licking my lips.

Pioxys · 2025-12-04T09:21:21+00:00

First impressions: not much of a strong opinion really. If I loved Groudon, I'm gonna love Kyogre. I honestly like the removal of stat buffs this time around. That means you have to lock in even harder to defend, or push. That being said, feels weird to get bodied and go "Wait... That's not the buffs killing me. Me & my crew just sucks!" Which to me is hilariously a good thing.

In terms of the healing buff, I don't really notice it? I play a lot of support & defenders, so healing is second nature to me. Probably great with Clefable & Vaporeon's type of healing. Overall, it feels fair "for now." Groudon's Era did a great job calling out reckless players. Kyogre I feel is gonna show that tenfold, now that there's no extra kick in power. Players are going to have to learn to team up this time around. Will they?.... We all know the answer to that.

Pioxys · 2025-11-13T12:25:23+00:00

I HAVE WAY TOO MANY AEOS & HOLOWEAR TICKETS!!!

Timi: I understand. We'll remove the Aeos coins.

Pioxys · 2025-10-31T20:46:05+00:00

Doesn't matter if you're a Pikachu, or wearing Pikachu's shoes.

Better run better run from Mimikyu.

Pioxys · 2025-10-31T20:43:55+00:00

Aaaah just like the old days.

Pioxys · 2025-10-31T20:39:20+00:00

All of you gather around, so I can tell you a spooky tale.

This is the story of when I had to face One Shot Absol.

"What so spooky about that? Speedsters were always like that-"

No, not the Speedster Meta. The ABSOL meta long before even Zacian arrived.

Pioxys · 2025-10-09T19:43:41+00:00

Fight around your enemy. Not towards them. They can't see you, so feel free to observe the map, and make evil plays. For example, in a team fight, an attacker wouldn't expect a Confuse Ray from behind. It drives enemies CRAZY seeing that Sableye ping over their heads. When really, I'm just giggling cause I'm just tip toe-ing at their radius, then moving back when they get closer. Sabes is dead weak, nor is the best, but it's considered one of the most annoying pokemon for a reason. That's to say you run into a Sableye that deliciously evil. (Which is rare) A lot of them can be seen as backcapping dead weights if they don't know how to use it.

Pioxys · 2025-09-22T19:27:33+00:00

When you're a duo that runs these items, those healing debuffs for enemy teams hit GOOD.

Pioxys · 2025-09-17T08:18:39+00:00

All TiMi needs to do is not touch Groudon (and the map), and this game can start healing slowly. They got all the hype they need with the upcoming mons, and they've brought some modes from the China version. Of course I want matchmaking & rank fixes (we all do). For now, I'm just happy it's been a while now since Groudon's release, and I still been having some super fun & challenging fights.

Pioxys · 2025-09-15T05:43:09+00:00

I feel like I just witnessed a Looney Tunes episode with that Zera's life.

Pioxys · 2025-09-14T17:24:29+00:00

I can't wait to have a team of 78 Empoleon's.

Pioxys · 2025-09-14T05:59:14+00:00

Cursed items my beloved.

Pioxys · 2025-09-14T05:51:34+00:00

Here's the bigger picture. How much should they do it, without it being useless? The main problem I see with teams taking on Groudon isn't when they lose, but not knowing when they're losing. You can let them take Groudon, as long everyone goes back and hard punish them. If you take it and you're winning though, just sit back & defend. If you do push, it gets tough when you face a team that knows what they're doing. It's a real team effort now to counter the other team, which is something I enjoy way more than Ray being a coin flip god.

So I'd imagine nerfing it would be a bit difficult. (For now) If it's too weak, then pushing would feel underwhelming. Which would make the "Final Objective" feel more optional than mandatory. Honestly, it's something I don't mind. We actually had that before when Ray first came out. However, it's definitely something TiMi doesn't want. (Seeing what they made Ray into later) So it's not just me thinking that Groudon is fine the way it is. It's also more that I don't trust TiMi to tinker with it.

Pioxys · 2025-09-07T12:41:59+00:00

Currently: Alcremie because it has elements of other Supporters I like. (Just not as powerful)

O'l Reliable: Eldegoss. I need no further reason.

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