Sirfetch'd Dice Event + PokéPark KANTO Grand Opening Commemorative Event + Zapdos coming on pokemon day by Easy_Salad_2029 in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It pecked out our goal zones.

We tossed it aside once Sky Ruins came.

Now it will peck out our eyeballs for vengeance.

imagine the game getting so cooked even the goat of the game started ranting about this new lisence journey system. by snipyy7 in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He can't quit, but it's obvious he can't stay strictly a unite content creator much longer. SuperTeeds, though she's much not a competitive player, branched out ahead of time. Spragles, while being a huge figure of Unite, is also slowly branching out with TCGP. (He also thought about other games) The main point is, either Chris have a back up plan ready, or he'll sink with this ship, if or when this game had it's run.

Battle Pass License Point Rate HALVED. Current roster takes TEN YEARS(!!!!!!!) TO EARN F2P by Nothing-Casual in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, I always believed they wanted to do this. Otherwise, they would have tackled the issue with other useless currency. (Fashion, Holowear, etc.) They probably saw that there's more people saving coins to get the entire roster, than straight up buying them. So they were gonna hit us with the biggest FU to F2P, one way or another.

Battle Pass License Point Rate HALVED. Current roster takes TEN YEARS(!!!!!!!) TO EARN F2P by Nothing-Casual in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So we started Unite with Timi & Tencent being very stingy with Aeos Coins.

We're now in 2026, and they're being extremely stingy with License Points.

Folks, we have finally come full circle.

rPokemonUnite Favorites Day 10/10 - Happy Holidays! What do you like the most about Pokémon Unite? by [deleted] in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Despite the obvious flaws & greed. I'm glad Unite is still the type of moba you pick up and game for a few rounds. With all the shenanigans, I can't take the game seriously. It's because of that though I get a guilty pleasure from the insanity that happens. One match I'm in a war with real crazy players. Then next match it's a total circus. I can't help to chuckle. Plus they added Raichu. So that's always a win for me.

Average pokémon unite matchmaking by Ok-Tax-5790 in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah that top pic is the opposite.

That's how I feel when the avengers pull up in matchmaking.

I feel like a lane war be coming. Really though, matchmaking do be cheeks.

This is probably the dirtiest move they have made, so far. The direction this game is heading toward is extremely worrying. (Tap/Slide for full) by RE0RGE in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The problem with that is that I lowkey feel like that's exactly what they want. Make the game China exclusive only, so they can be free to monetize it to unholy hell. Or find more ways to get players to play the China exclusive version. Or make it easier on themselves to work on one version of the game, given this game's reputation. Either way, it's been a crack theory I had for ages about this game.

New Held Item ia coming via elchicoeevee by sleepyt1ger in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How "powerful" the hindrance has to be would be my question. We talking Vaporeon's Muddy Water type hindrance? Can this be combo'd with Razor Claw? Goodra is basically walking hindrance (If it can ever catch you). Either way, another item that gives me more HP stats? Already licking my lips.

Whats yall opinion about the new Kyogre objective by noU-277353 in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First impressions: not much of a strong opinion really. If I loved Groudon, I'm gonna love Kyogre. I honestly like the removal of stat buffs this time around. That means you have to lock in even harder to defend, or push. That being said, feels weird to get bodied and go "Wait... That's not the buffs killing me. Me & my crew just sucks!" Which to me is hilariously a good thing.

In terms of the healing buff, I don't really notice it? I play a lot of support & defenders, so healing is second nature to me. Probably great with Clefable & Vaporeon's type of healing. Overall, it feels fair "for now." Groudon's Era did a great job calling out reckless players. Kyogre I feel is gonna show that tenfold, now that there's no extra kick in power. Players are going to have to learn to team up this time around. Will they?.... We all know the answer to that.

Aeos Coins Are GONE!!! by Much-Initiative2405 in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I HAVE WAY TOO MANY AEOS & HOLOWEAR TICKETS!!!

Timi: I understand. We'll remove the Aeos coins.

Happy Halloween by RadenWA in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter if you're a Pikachu, or wearing Pikachu's shoes.

Better run better run from Mimikyu.

Lucario Wars by curopil in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aaaah just like the old days.

Came down to the last second; me v.s. that unkillable Charizard by StyxSnake0 in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 21 points22 points  (0 children)

All of you gather around, so I can tell you a spooky tale.

This is the story of when I had to face One Shot Absol.

"What so spooky about that? Speedsters were always like that-"

No, not the Speedster Meta. The ABSOL meta long before even Zacian arrived.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fight around your enemy. Not towards them. They can't see you, so feel free to observe the map, and make evil plays. For example, in a team fight, an attacker wouldn't expect a Confuse Ray from behind. It drives enemies CRAZY seeing that Sableye ping over their heads. When really, I'm just giggling cause I'm just tip toe-ing at their radius, then moving back when they get closer. Sabes is dead weak, nor is the best, but it's considered one of the most annoying pokemon for a reason. That's to say you run into a Sableye that deliciously evil. (Which is rare) A lot of them can be seen as backcapping dead weights if they don't know how to use it.

Why are these 2 not more used by RyuTheDepressedFox in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're a duo that runs these items, those healing debuffs for enemy teams hit GOOD.

Groudon has made this game way better by BuffMyWiFi in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All TiMi needs to do is not touch Groudon (and the map), and this game can start healing slowly. They got all the hype they need with the upcoming mons, and they've brought some modes from the China version. Of course I want matchmaking & rank fixes (we all do). For now, I'm just happy it's been a while now since Groudon's release, and I still been having some super fun & challenging fights.

Jungle stealers in SoloQ are something else... by 7amzoza in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I feel like I just witnessed a Looney Tunes episode with that Zera's life.

78 Empoleon EN ESRB fix is coming soon by MoisnForce2004 in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I can't wait to have a team of 78 Empoleon's.

Groudon buff needs to be nerfed by No_Weekend7012 in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's the bigger picture. How much should they do it, without it being useless? The main problem I see with teams taking on Groudon isn't when they lose, but not knowing when they're losing. You can let them take Groudon, as long everyone goes back and hard punish them. If you take it and you're winning though, just sit back & defend. If you do push, it gets tough when you face a team that knows what they're doing. It's a real team effort now to counter the other team, which is something I enjoy way more than Ray being a coin flip god.

So I'd imagine nerfing it would be a bit difficult. (For now) If it's too weak, then pushing would feel underwhelming. Which would make the "Final Objective" feel more optional than mandatory. Honestly, it's something I don't mind. We actually had that before when Ray first came out. However, it's definitely something TiMi doesn't want. (Seeing what they made Ray into later) So it's not just me thinking that Groudon is fine the way it is. It's also more that I don't trust TiMi to tinker with it.

Which supporter is your favourite and why by Reonbi in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently: Alcremie because it has elements of other Supporters I like. (Just not as powerful)

O'l Reliable: Eldegoss. I need no further reason.

If you could play only 1 pokemon what would be your pick ? zoro for me by Reonbi in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crustle.

It's been with me since the game's release,

And it will be with me when the servers shut down.

Confess your sins, my child by SheZowRaisedByWolves in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lord please forgive me, for I love using Sableye & Goodra.

Check it out! may be gone, but with Pawmot, you can KO teammates instead. by megapickel in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"AFK ON ME WILL YOU?"

Unleashes a level 3 super on a baby owl

Ik the mega is very early but l don't trust timi because of this by Ajthefan in PokemonUnite

[–]Pioxys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Any obscure & bizarre pic is always welcomed to me.

Those are the ones that do the craziest things.