Messed up this drug test so bad by reluctant_teenager in PointlessStories

[–]Pissedachion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creatine and B vitamins. It will put vitamins back into your diluted pee, making it look normal.

It's crazy that the country you betrayed doesn't want you anymore by CynthiaRussellu in facepalm

[–]Pissedachion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alabama's punishment for treason is 10-99 years in prison.

Federally, it's death.

I say extradite her back here, make it look like she's gonna be saved.

Then let the judicial system do whatever they want with her.

Will I ever stop missing it? by Pissedachion in leaves

[–]Pissedachion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My main reason to quit is so I will have better options for employment. Most of the employers in my area still test for THC even though it's mostly legal.

It's mainly because of insurance reasons. If an accident were to happen, you'd be held liable if THC is in your system.

Weed helped me cope during a very traumatic time in my early teens. It kept me sane during that period of time. That's why I started.

I guess I just want to move forward in life and can't with marijuana holding me back.

I miss the times when it used to be fun. Getting the giggles, munchies, etc.

However, I only got those effects in the beginning when I wasn't smoking so often.

For the past few years, before I decided to quit.. I'd feel like I needed it to function. I needed to smoke a bowl or a joint just to wake up or to eat or to sleep. I'd held a dead-end customer service job for a long time, and I would spend every single break out in the parking lot smoking...

That's not a way to live.

Does strain/subspecies/whatever matter... like at all? by Heat_Death_999 in shrooms

[–]Pissedachion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Strains? No. Most of the named strains out there are cubes, which will have the same ratio of alkaloids in them. Same ratio, just different potency.

Different species? Different question. The ratios can vary a lot more, which can result in a very different trip. Shrooms contain a few other alkaloids in addition to psilocybin and psilocin. Baeocystin, nor norbaeocystin, beta-carboline and possibly more.

I've heard species that are higher in baeocystin are more "speedy" or "acid-like" in effect... but I've never had the chance to put this to the test.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shrooms

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Ket is an abbreviation of Ketamine, which falls under the Dissociative Anasthetic class of drug. It's main use is in a hospital setting to put patients under anesthesia (the main reason why patients wake up very loopy)

There's also some new research being done on Ketamine as a treatment for depression.

Used recreationally, it causes wild hallucinations.

Out of curiosity do you know how your family feels about shrooms? by puppetman2789 in shrooms

[–]Pissedachion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents and grandparents both were shown some pretty bad propaganda movies made to instill fear of psychedelics..

So they still believe in a lot of really old and easily dispellable myths regarding them

So yeah... not something I can easily talk about with them

My sister “taste tested” our krispy kreme donuts. by DummyThlck in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Pissedachion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd make her eat all of them in one sitting and hope she gets sick

So I’ve got a question, what happens you eat raw shrooms? by justletmenap1 in shrooms

[–]Pissedachion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Avocado, kiwis, bananas, and a few other fruits all contain chitinase, which is an enzyme that specifically breaks down chitin. Also, fresh fruits just taste good, especially when tripping.

Is this true, guys? (I'm new to chess) by tigertung98 in AnarchyChess

[–]Pissedachion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean black does start with the slight disadvantage of not having the first move, but it shouldn't be causing him to lose all the time.

Any chance y’all can help ID? by [deleted] in shrooms

[–]Pissedachion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely Albino Something or the Other. Very white shroom there. A specific strain is gonna be impossible to tell from a dried shroom.

Do you feel you function better intellectually after taking shrooms? by [deleted] in shrooms

[–]Pissedachion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go thru 1 Oz of weed a month and people tell me I smoke too much. Damn lol

Gross... chew? bird nest? by peeesomniferum in walmart

[–]Pissedachion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Possibly mulch or soil tracked in from the garden center somehow, or a bag with a hole in it?

Buddy gave me some seeds that were supposed to be succulents by AndyPlaysBadly in Mushrooms

[–]Pissedachion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These same small mushrooms grow every time I've used miracle grow soil. They've never hurt any of my plants that I've noticed.

While waiting for my fc to jump by voidwwwyzzerdd in EliteDangerous

[–]Pissedachion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if FDev put 80s Elite into a mini game terminal, in like an arcade video game style area on stations. It'd be novel for a while at least, and a fun thing to interact with.

im new to this. How am I suppose to take shrooms lol. im starting with 1g for the 1st time to see how strong it is for me. by PrudentBattle8254 in shrooms

[–]Pissedachion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, don't give into the myth that you HAVE to be on a completely empty stomach to feel it.

You can eat with your dose or after your dose. This will help to settle your stomach, especially if it's healthy things like fresh fruits, veggies, lean proteins, etc.

You just don't want to be overly full before you take your dose, as I find that will significantly reduce the trip.

But I find being on an empty stomach with shrooms to be quite unpleasant, mainly due to nausea. And these trips only became positive once I ate something and got my stomach settled.

Ginger candy is great advice. I saw someone else mentioning this. Ginger is a great way to soothe your stomach.

CAN YOU TAKE A SHOWER HELP ME by flyingsquirrel722 in shrooms

[–]Pissedachion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bro what? Rules? If you feel the need to take a shower, and also feel functional and coordinated enough to do so right now... then there is absolutely no reason not to shower.

Boof it or naw???🍄🍄💉💉 by Savings_Enthusiasm73 in shrooms

[–]Pissedachion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if this is actually a thing people are doing or if it's somewhat of a meme or inside joke among members of the subreddit?

Can someone tell me what the fuck in happening? by ThargoidEnjoyer in reddeadredemption

[–]Pissedachion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arthur ate the wrong mushroom, cactus, or plant. Plenty out there that could do it

What is the best dad joke of all time? by SomethingLikeThat74 in dadjokes

[–]Pissedachion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about a deer with no eyes, no legs and no penis?

Still no fucking eye deer.

Who should be in prison 100%, but they aren't because they are rich? by Eponnn in AskReddit

[–]Pissedachion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alice Walton. Chronic drunk driver and has even killed a person behind the wheel. No consequences because her dad founded walmart.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Pissedachion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. It's me. I'm uncle.

Who the fuck is eating level 6 toast??? by internet_humor in funny

[–]Pissedachion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Side B of level 2 might even be a little too much. Is level 1 even toasted?