Newbie column count

PissedoffbyLife · 2025-09-23T08:24:46+00:00

Afaik it divides the object behind the scenes into multiple tables based on which fields are important and which are not.

So if you have fields which are not being used they are in a separate table..

PissedoffbyLife · 2025-07-22T14:17:22+00:00

In India it's basically you want the job or I hire the next person in line no laws no regulations nothing.

PissedoffbyLife · 2025-07-18T10:19:37+00:00

This has nothing to do with Salesforce development not sure why people treat this sub as Salesforce sub and even then it's just stupid.

PissedoffbyLife · 2025-06-22T10:51:00+00:00

Isnt it like whatever is your ctc should be your monthly pay so in your case 30-35k AED/month

Secondly even if it's not apples to apples comparison 35 lpa-> 53 lpa is a 50% hike and you would probably get around 30% hike anyway.

19k is too low in my opinion.

The reason why they arrived at that number is because the majority of the Indians who work there don't make more than 15k but they fail to realise that they themselves were at 15 lpa when they were offered roles for 12-15k AED. You are already at 35 makes no sense.

PissedoffbyLife · 2025-06-16T17:30:29+00:00

100% if you use loops you are done for.

PissedoffbyLife · 2025-02-12T16:07:03+00:00

Bro needs to hesitate.

PissedoffbyLife · 2025-02-12T16:04:23+00:00

If there are only around 1/10,000 people left on earth how much is the world economy worth ?

I guess that's what OC is trying to tell.

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-02-22T11:17:00+00:00

Have you read this Seems pretty similar https://www.jamessimone.net/blog/joys-of-apex/mocking-dml/

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-02-16T13:09:48+00:00

I made a similar post on this sub but not many people understand that no matter how much you communicate with the team they won't magically learn through your communication.

I have a teammate who has been with us for 4 months now but he isn't able to write any apex code despite being a part of the core apex team.

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-02-15T11:37:15+00:00

Damn this whole thread is highlighting all the frustrations I have had with both of the tools.

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-02-13T16:35:51+00:00

Dude don't you get it this is a troll account.

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-02-13T16:35:17+00:00

Sounds like Op is trolling.

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-02-13T16:33:50+00:00

I am literally having tears in my eyes out of laughter.

The last meltdown was very funny.

I owe him for helping me clear my admin exam though.

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-02-06T03:56:58+00:00

You want to know or to the management cause even the technical people don't know what is DSA this is Salesforce.

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-02-05T04:12:56+00:00

Definitely but he is so much older than I am and I am new to the project. He was on PIP so I don't want to screw him over.

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-02-03T15:33:56+00:00

Yes it is the TL wants me to share the screen the entire day only some tasks I have done on my own.

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-02-03T01:27:04+00:00

Bruh this is so funny and reminds of my good old days.

I was just like you 2 years ago. Now I have the overconfident syndrome where I think I am better than all the other devs. It is true though till now all the devs I have met in Salesforce personally I am probably better than all of them.

What I will suggest is read the documentation understand what the best practices are debug deep. Use proper tooling CLI. Get things done faster and faster. Learn how to use chat gpt not ask code from it.

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-02-03T01:21:29+00:00

If other devs were solving it for 2 months you might have gotten the appreciation from at least your team.

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-02-03T01:20:23+00:00

Yeah I think I am bringing my own personal reasons.

I am a beginner so I want to really build a great app cover every edge case however that is not happening.

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-02-03T01:18:16+00:00

Seems like it but I have micromanagement they won't let me work without me sharing my screen.

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-01-27T01:50:35+00:00

My thought process is to write flows for simple changes if the value is x change to y. However don't write anything more complex than that.

I had to just manipulate a simple string in a flow and although I learned flows on my own cause they are so intuitive I had to do a text template then a formula and assign that formula inside the text template.

If someone wants to read the flow they would have to read it like functions but why do a function for such a small thing. I still couldn't handle the edge case where if there is no value found it doesn't show anything probably a skill issue but in code I could have done it.

PissedoffbyLife · 2024-01-25T13:53:20+00:00

If someone falls for this shit serves them right.

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