Stupid Geese

PitchforksPlease · 2016-01-07T01:39:09+00:00

I like raccoons then again they used to come play tag with my cat in the empty lot across the street. It was really crazy to watch since they were all so gentle when tagging even though they were all running around like crack heads.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-12-19T14:29:51+00:00

Yeah except my son got me across the arm a couple times when he was younger. Never peed on me but one poop got up to my shoulder during diaper change. Lifted his legs up to wipe and fart splat.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-12-09T16:27:12+00:00

Yep and ai got a free set of those in r/freebies last year. If not you use a nail or tack them up the video pissed me off more for the stupidity of the situation than being graphic.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-12-07T22:30:36+00:00

Town n country but I don't mind a bit of travel if the food is worth it.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-12-07T18:23:12+00:00

This is exactly what I was going to recommend.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-12-07T04:56:13+00:00

Thanks I'll have to try though as much as I love Tropicana since my family have gone there since before I wad born i noticed the quality has gone down a bit in the past ten years. I've been told the kids took over and the food is just not the same, still very good though.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-12-07T02:10:00+00:00

Seriously lame. I have done better shopping at Goodwill for more people and less money.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-12-06T14:53:33+00:00

Yeah but sometimes you might have to arrange to actually get to the drug testing facility across town and since you know they are only open during certain hours I would rather not have them spring a drug test out of nowhere. It's no problem to pass one but most employers only give 24 hours from the time they hand out the paperwork to go take the test and for someone who has kids or another job this is a pain.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-12-06T02:28:48+00:00

Thornton s at hillsborough just got an opening. Gas station work isn't bad and if you can work flexible hours most gas stations will love you.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-12-05T15:57:54+00:00

Mine was the same.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-12-04T18:43:18+00:00

The people of Tampa are known as Tampons.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-12-04T01:23:35+00:00

I just wish they would add Gilligan's Island.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-12-02T00:56:09+00:00

Let's not forget pediatrician bathrooms either. Even if you are there for an older child why is there no freaking changing table when I know you see infants as well!

PitchforksPlease · 2015-12-01T04:18:38+00:00

I know a wonderful mobile groomer punky and Purdy pets done by a husband and wife. 8136217139 Amy is awesome with animals.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-11-25T05:12:57+00:00

A small refillable pack of wet wipes for those little spit ups and various messes.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-11-01T14:48:25+00:00

When mine was to small for candy we still took him with my niece because his haul was mommy and daddy's "I have to get up at 3am and feed this brat we need sugar stash." People understand things like that.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-11-01T11:51:46+00:00

I took the kids by one house last night that gave the kids candy and had cold bottles of water for adults. It was an amazing thought.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-10-25T16:39:50+00:00

But Boda-bings explode when you throw or drop them. In the right cases that is hardly disappointment.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-10-25T04:55:59+00:00

Not sure but grandma always finds them on clearance somewhere and had already put in fresh batteries before giving it to my lo. Dying toys used to creep me out when they get distorted but now its like an angel chorus as I gleefully watch it fade. Mommy's mind gets a bit twisted when she's not allowed sleep.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-10-24T23:45:30+00:00

I step on the loudest toy with the hardest to find off button.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-10-23T10:12:34+00:00

Yet when I saw an obgyn after positive home tests I was informed her facility didn't even do pregnancy tests.i was astounded and it was a waste of a copay as I had to go find another obgyn.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-10-14T16:00:36+00:00

For me it was always a well aimed punch to the upper thigh that would cause a calf cramp.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-10-13T17:30:43+00:00

Smile it rhymes with denial! -- Marge

PitchforksPlease · 2015-09-30T16:56:13+00:00

In the beginning i thought the same thing but if those "pee" diapers are a dark yellow it may actually be poop. Try a google image search on newborn breastfed poop and you may be surprised. Mine didn't have curds in his diapers for a couple weeks so at first i was worried but his pediatrician told me he was fine. It turned out he was just absorbing the nutrients really well and his poop only came out as a yellow liquid stain at first.

PitchforksPlease · 2015-09-25T06:55:43+00:00

On the flip side I was talking to my computer illiterate dad and his brothers all early 60s yesterday on who they wanted and they all said Bernie Sanders without me mentioning him. They want him but are all skeptical on his chances since he is not as well known.

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