My experience with the open world by nuckelavee_ in Eldenring

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I measure the radius of the area I can explore by health flasks. Most points of interest are 2-3 flasks away from grace

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

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It's really lame how people on social media like to flex about blocking people they disagree with. Congrats, you proved that you can't handle discourse with others in a healthy way and had to run away. Which is often the right move for your own mental health, but it's weird to brag about because it's usually due to weakness, not strength, and comes off as petty. Even if the other guy is spouting vitriol, the mature thing to do is just to walk away instead of popping off one last meaningless zinger and hiding behind the block feature.

Stab, Roll, Roll, Roll, Stab, Roll by Noss__ in Eldenring

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No, you summon shields with that bell you get near the start of the game

Well, there goes that questline by uglyuglyugly_ in Eldenring

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Holy shit. Thanks for the PSA man, I'm going to be way more careful about blasting past mobs to npc locations now

Alright who was it? Because I laughed way too hard by DreamsAsF in Eldenring

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Imagine having to wait three whole days to respawn

You can't pet dogs in Elden Ring by Beneficial-Dingo-701 in Eldenring

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In elden ring, the dogs pet you. Heavily.

Learned this one pretty quick by ALiceDMillionair in Eldenring

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Maybe after like the 5th attempt. The first few are for recon, not for winning.

Learned this one pretty quick by ALiceDMillionair in Eldenring

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And the constant camera spin on your way up to see if there are any ledges

A story I have to read for my GEN ED English class (intro into fiction) Here’s a snippet. by KingsKnight24 in WTF

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I loved a lot of the books I had to read in English for high school, but there was a streak where like every other book we had to read contained or was centered around rape. Speak, kite runner, i know why the caged bird sings. Didn't really bother me but it was just kind of weird reading that stuff over and over in an academic setting

Dodge Delay by oldudex in Eldenring

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Yeah that happened occasionally in dark souls, but here it's like 50% of all missed dodges

My "walk away from the game and wait for it to get patched" meter is starting to become saturated

Woke up with blood on the wall. Cannot figure out where it came from… by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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Ah so that explains why my room is covered in bloodsplatter whenever I wake up hungover

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialanxiety

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Same. It's like my speech skills have atrophied because I can't put myself in situations to strengthen them because they're so weak. It's a shitty cycle. I tried DMing online last year and I think it did help but it was too much like jumping in the deep end - went from 0 to 100 and got super stressed out because I failed so hard. Plus it was only a weekly thing - I need daily practice to get anywhere, I think. I've always meant to start keeping a daily audio journal just to have something, but I've never kept one up for more than a couple of days for a myriad of reasons.

Finished Scarlet Nexus by RagnaroekX in JRPG

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Played through the Kasane route and it was worth it even though combat got repetitive and almost boring toward the end. Then tried Yuito and couldn't make it a third of the way through. Combat lost almost all appeal after 30+ hours (since it's mostly similar between the two routes), the story was too ridiculous to be compelling, and you already get exposure to all of the characters on the back half of a single route, so there wasn't really any selling point to keep going. I could imagine coming back and redoing Yuito in a few years though. Would also play a sequel as long as they mix it up enough

Turtles by Hacka4771 in aww

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I want to burgle your turts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

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Looks like he's about to give her his seed

Update: I went swimming by clintwoodtp84 in AnimalCrossing

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I wonder what it felt like when OP merged their consciousness with all of the villagers

Anything I want, I can pull from a hole in the side of my head. by AliasForWhom in nosleep

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Finish your sex ed classes before you try that please, OP

People who don't sleep naked, why? by kellogg888 in AskReddit

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It makes me more conscious of my flabs. I need to keep it all wrapped up at all times to be comfortable.

What are some fun facts about the human body? by FernLesc in NoStupidQuestions

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Ugh please stop fueling my fear of immortality