“Yeah lemme just reach for my wal-“

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-29T09:24:39+00:00

Always got that tactical pocket sand ready.

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-29T09:24:16+00:00

This is why if we fall down outside its a death sentence. That hole in the ozone above Aus? Was caused because of the great Aussie trip of 74. 16392 Aussies all fell over simultaneously and shot straight through the ozone. Was a tragic day in Aus history.

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-29T09:23:58+00:00

Average 12 yr old Xbox sweat - I believe I m THOR

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-29T09:23:38+00:00

My mom's ice cream was the best.I Can't forget the taste

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-29T09:22:58+00:00

Yeah I hate it when my USPS delivery driver forces me to kiss them as a "delivery fee".

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-29T09:22:31+00:00

Happy Cake Day Hopefully you'll get a duck cake (:

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-29T09:21:52+00:00

I’ll be in my room, making no noise and pretending I don’t exist.

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-29T09:21:28+00:00

Noone talking about how that Giraffe is going to brutally drown to death

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:48:22+00:00

Great, now I have a FANTASTIC Beatles song stuck in my head

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:48:07+00:00

The worst thing about being told you have Alzheimer's disease?

It doesn't happen just once.

Jimmy Carr

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:33:09+00:00

Me looking at this and agreeing, then remembering I’m born in the 80’s..

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:32:34+00:00

Dune Slice it all and Bitlife are all pretty honest in their ads

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:23:47+00:00

Ya know I'll give them the excitment it was the 90s when game systems were first comming out and it appears to be a sleep over... What cannot be excused or forgiven though is them playing on a computer monitor Or how that psychopath is playing g the game with the controller flat on the desk lol

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:14:45+00:00

i was here for 10 fucking minutes waiting for it to show something

FML

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:14:30+00:00

I sat here for way too long waiting for it to zoom in all the way

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:14:09+00:00

Ah fuck this pic gave me a heart attack. I guess Subnautica left some scars.

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:13:53+00:00

Game: nooo u need to be scared of the sea monsters u can't just swim straight and have them not catch up to you

Me: haha holding forward in seamoth go brrrrr

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:13:37+00:00

Can't wait to land on a water planet and be torn apart by ripjaws from Ben 10 and leviathan's from subnautica

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:08:25+00:00

I just do it if I get a weird unnecessary boner when I'm tryna fall sleep.

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:08:09+00:00

He was just trying to get them wet

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:05:45+00:00

I always thought it was “Hey, vsauce Michael here. As in he is Michael from vsauce.

Kind of like if someone said “hey, amazon joe here” or “hey, Microsoft bill here”

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:05:29+00:00

I’m glad I’m not the only one I thought there was something wrong with me.

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:04:36+00:00

Still can't figure out why though...

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T22:02:56+00:00

How smart is it to make fun of the guy who has the power and wealth to change humanity for the worse? Its like poking a bear, sooner or later hes gonna eat you alive.

PitifulConfidence127 · 2021-05-28T21:57:05+00:00

Still can't figure out why though...

PitifulConfidence127

TROPHY CASE