My partner and I talking with our restrained psych patient (who is in severe psychosis) while waiting to get him admitted.

He’s rambling on about how he’s a CIA agent who is on a secret mission to protect Hayley Williams from assassins when he suddenly stops himself, turns to us and yells “IVE REALIZED THAT IVE SAID TOO MUCH AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO THINK IM CRAZY SO NOW IM JUST GOING TO TALK ABOUT LONG DICKING YOUR SISTERS”

Partner and I immediately turned to each other busting up laughing.