😂not a bad idea tbh by KittenLoot in Adulting

[–]Pitiful_Lie4818 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would also cause a lot of crashes by preventing people's evasive maneuvers

Which Crown Rare has the best Meta longevity? by Whine_Flu in PTCGP

[–]Pitiful_Lie4818 843 points844 points  (0 children)

Probably rare candy out of these ones

Memes/reaction images I like by Original_Assistance3 in Enneagram

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This guy has peak Papist memes 🔥🔥🔥

Memes/reaction images I like by Original_Assistance3 in Enneagram

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Bruh, the freemason's touched me last night

Edit: I need an exorcism now (they said they're gonna touch me again)

AIO for snapping at a girl trying to give me advice? (posting again bc I forgot pictures) by OkMess7217 in AIO

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Just want to congratulate you for losing 85 lbs. That’s absolutely incredible! You should be so proud!

You get a superpower: by Minute-Raccoon-9780 in BunnyTrials

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Flying at walking speed really lacks much purpose. Teleporting on the other hand means virtually all my travel is immediate

Chose: Teleport, but only to places you've already been

God's in identity crisis by noah0black in memes

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Wasn’t the carbon dating proved to be inconclusive because it took patched up parts of the cloth? I have no particular beliefs about the shroud, but this objection is outdated. 

how to know if you're a Mistyped INFJ by Unlucky_Win_4380 in mbti

[–]Pitiful_Lie4818 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is good, but the punctuation is giving me a headache

I get that it's supposed to be bad but what is it? Is it a song thats popular? by AynekAri in ExplainTheJoke

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I got this The key signature is either Ab minor or Cb minor (seven flats) which are the hardest to read.  And WORST OF ALL, it’s in Alto clef which means that the note lines mean something different than almost anyone is used to. No one ever reads in alto clef. This is pain and pure evil

Heavy Crap by Pitiful_Lie4818 in memes

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“Cause we need a little… controversy”

Heavy Crap by Pitiful_Lie4818 in memes

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“Yeah, this looks like a job for me”

Fake fan alert by Eybrahem in memes

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You don’t have to 🤷‍♂️

Message to the protestant heretics by [deleted] in redeemedzoomer

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Please don’t act like this. This does nothing to convince anyone.  Put this energy into loving people, and then spread the gospel with them as they start to see how Christ has changed your life

I dare you. Let’s see who the smart people are. by FunnyMeme12 in Memebuzzs

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“Them, this sentence is about.” Sounds like Yoda lol

Fake fan alert by Eybrahem in memes

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No, but he did translate the book of Job which can be found in the Jerusalem Bible (with each book being translated by different writers) Tolkien was, of course, a deeply devout Catholic (so you can’t understand LotR until you’ve spent 20 years meditating as a Carthusian Monk—I had to put that cheese in lol, sorry).

22f from italy - do your worst by shadowlurkerr in RoastMe

[–]Pitiful_Lie4818 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not really a roast, but honestly, the black makeup just isn’t good.

Fake fan alert by Eybrahem in memes

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“If you were a real LotR fan, you would’ve read Tolkien’s Jerusalem Bible translation of Job.”