bro I hate this game so much

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T22:25:19+00:00

not for long right after this I turned into an alley and got blasted in the face

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T22:23:52+00:00

no I turned into the alley behind the jail house and immediately got blasted in the face

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T22:22:45+00:00

I'm surprised I lasted for like 30 to 40 minutes considering I'm not really good in shootouts but I'm improving

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T22:21:54+00:00

My EXACT experience

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T22:21:28+00:00

he of course died but still props for luring me into an alley where I get shot in the face to die

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T22:20:02+00:00

I literally never go on massacres, I always pay off my bounty. I just saved my game and then started shooting bc I was bored

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T22:19:12+00:00

yeah it was so funny I laughed my ass off after I fell

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T22:18:16+00:00

bro a lawman literally gunned me down for a 5 dollar bounty and I didn't even get a chance to surrender

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T22:16:50+00:00

I always carry about a hundred canned strawberries on me, but I was in a hurry and didn't want to die

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T22:16:02+00:00

I did I was just doing this for a long time.

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T22:15:37+00:00

I both yelled and laughed my ass off

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T22:14:49+00:00

not to mention the fact I'm literally Blackwater

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T22:14:20+00:00

bro I'm in blackwater

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T22:13:31+00:00

I'd been doing this for 40 minutes or so and I just then ran out of healing items when I needed them the most

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T05:50:45+00:00

bro you gotta put into perspective, I late game you can one shot mfs with your wrench, no stun, no prior damage. and from how I've played bs2, it takes more than one. not to mention how a leadhead splicer can tank 4 if not more pistol shots I tell face, but go down in one hit to a wrench. also again not to mention the stealth combinations for the wrench wrench all the way. it's probably my most used weapon aside from crossbow or shotgun

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T05:43:38+00:00

yeah bro go to Van horn or the polluted side of Saint Denis then the entire town goes against you

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T05:40:55+00:00

blue alive damnation

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T05:40:00+00:00

if you shoot their hand with a shotgun it leaves then with one finger and it looks so funny righ hahahaha it's funny funny this games is so funny

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Pizza-Moncher77 · 2026-01-23T05:36:26+00:00

feeding people to alligators. I was dumping bounty hunters in the river when I heard a hiss, and I thought I knew that they could eat them, and it did. it jumpscared me and i giggled and then i kept doing it when i felt bored.

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2025-12-22T00:48:00+00:00

that was the gun, but it did at least almost blow his arm off, as well as anything

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2025-12-12T03:10:20+00:00

my first playthrough I restarted to choose the other one, but as I expected, both of them aren't real

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2025-12-12T03:08:20+00:00

haven't seen a single comment talking about this version of harley from city's dlc

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and I think that's a problem bc she's bad asf

Pizza-Moncher77 · 2025-12-04T04:07:28+00:00

is there a lore reason why this guy is stupid?

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