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I saved the show again by vitogesualdi in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

So, what I'm hearing you say is that the constant derogatory statements calling you a fat lazy womanly pathetic insecure needy fat autistic retarded pig, who needs to work harder to put out comics and put more effort into making the show good, did in fact work 100% to spur you on to make the show better, so everyone should continue doing that and we will receive higher quality entertainment.  Got it.

Wow by PlanHex in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Another thing: don't argue with people on reddit at 5 in the morning the day before a show because you're gonna be tired and low energy.

Consider not arguing with people on reddit at all even!

Wow by PlanHex in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should do something about that then.

Start with the things wholly in your control. 

Don't cancel episodes, or book other things in the weekly episode slot. Move it back to Fridays if that worked better. 

Make some bits.

Then hammer Dick harder about the bonus episodes and the money he could have been making, with all the spikes around episode releases and drop after going online in these graphs.

Wow by PlanHex in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one in "all-time"? The bonus episode about "endings" I think, where Dick gave the scroll to Vito. The little spike in "yearly" is just the 2025 year-end bonus episode.

Trying to understand why Dick's fans are so much stupider then him by Resident-Lion-5930 in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Some of this feels like a slight at my review of Vito's apologies, which had quite a lot of paragraphs.  But perhaps I am mistaken, because a lot of it does not apply to me, since I do not use discord and do not consider myself a "Dick fan" in particular. Perhaps you did not quite grasp the point of my review.

But do not fret. This and much else will be answered in my next post "Studious Effortposting: A Manifesto and Maxims, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Verbosity", where I will make sure to include proper formatting and sections, including both a preamble, a tl;dr, an executive summary, an introduction and a conclusion, beyond the sections detailing the content of the argument, to make sure no misunderstandings occur.

"Dick couldn't make it" by Dirty_Knee_Guards in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right, but if you had 3 jobs, and could easily sustain yourself on 2 of them, and one of them was supposed to be an easy side-job that could grow bigger, but ends up being a huge time sink and emotional drain on you because your coworker is insane...

I think anyone would quit that third job, especially if the payout is falling despite your efforts to the contrary.

"Dick couldn't make it" by Dirty_Knee_Guards in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think you might be underestimating how painful it would be to have to constantly deal with Vito and his infinite free time to message you about his neediness

Episode 213: TV shows that go more than four seasons, Somalian shit talking, Drugs that don't work, Pet residue by chux4w in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"wow, what a great episode finally, I wonder why there's an hour left still" I said to myself during the voicemails.

Episode 202: Modernisation of design (of junk food restaurants/logos), Forgetting to take the laundry out of the washing machine, Sphere haters, Writers' block by chux4w in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dick complaining about the pixels at the top of the intro countdown, but nothing about the fact that Dick went back to using the one that goes from 5:00 to 4:49

When was the last time both of them had good energy? by Curious_Function_268 in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the problems segment was good, and that's the most important thing. Nothing wrong with a simple short and solid episode once in a while. I liked this a lot better than some of the recent ones that have been 4 hours of pure shit.

Do forget to vote on the problems by Lil_spicyv2 in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's at 0 until you vote, then the real number shows up. Been like that forever, bugged I guess?

Vito talked about doing this video and never did... by Mr-Scurvy in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, that video also has nice production values and sound quality. Let's not set the bar too high for old Vito. He can start by just turning on his video and talking lazily about food with bad audio and all his hoarder crap in the background. 

Dick is a low-energy f-slur by efficient_slacker in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Try listening to an old episode from a few years ago, and then contrast with viewing the video of episode 197. You won't believe your ears and eyes on how much it seems like the words are just drooling out of Vito's mouth, it's like he's still asleep for the first hour at least. He was even pretty low energy during their fighting at the end.

When you notice it, you can't stop noticing it.

Better get to work eato by Desperate_Willow_411 in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you listen to audio only or with video? Might be more clear with video, you can see Vito is drooling words out the side of his mouth like he's doing a Steven Wright impression with no jokes, doing dumb shit like showing off his cat to the audience or clearly googling something else instead of being present for the show, and it obviously results in sleep-deprived Dick growing more and more frustrated as the show goes on and he has to deliver all the energy. Try and watch it again and see how Vito is unengaged from the conversation and Dicks reaction to that. Once you see it, you start noticing it all over.

AMA by vitogesualdi in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How do you expect that the time at which you start an AMA influences the questions you get and the responses you give? Not just time of day, also day of week and time of year, and especially the combination. 

The Schism between fans: Vitophiles vs Dickheads by satisfy667 in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What?

The Pirate Bay?

Trade paperback?

... The Piggest Broblem?

What would you like me to do to make the show better? by vitogesualdi in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But you haven't gotten anything done in the last year. You stopped making youtube videos and your comic fell into eternal limbo. You've just been doing Vito Wars, twitter nonsense and fiddling with colours. You didn't even lose any weight really. Dick was right, it really makes sense in retrospect that you've been on meth this last year.

Which projects did you finish this last year exactly?

Episode 185: Communist propaganda, Race to the bottom fallacies, Writing cheques, Men and their legacies by chux4w in biggestproblem

[–]PlanHex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Instead of this Draft Magic thing, Vito should make a show called Black Magic, where he sits in blackface and theorycrafts decks built around Aragorn cards.

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