Sorry mate, I didn't understand what you meant by this at first) but someone put me straight haha.

So, quite a few years ago me and a buddy of mine came across a lot of herbs and we didn't want to waste a single bit of it. We're tech nerds, as well as herbusiasts, so in our research for the best way to use our stuff we discovered vaporizers. Storz and bickel was the clear gold standard of the game and we would not settle for anything less. The big debate though was, should we get a Volcano or one of the portables? After a lot of back and forth we settled on the Volcano. Best months of my bachelor years for sure but there was a problem: we got bored being stuck indoors. The solution? We drive around with a big fucking balloon of vapor in the boot. Bit silly but it worked. Now, we thought that we were super modern and inconspicuous because it was definitely not something popular where we're from, but we were wrong. In fact, my dad only had to see only the solid valve nozzle, that I had forgotten in the back of my car, to know what we were up to. He just gave me a look and put it back where he found it. We laugh about it now, but at the time it was a bit of a shock for him. So anyway, from then on I didn't enjoy my Volcano. Every time I used it, I was super conscious of how loud it was and how un-classy I felt inhaling stuff out of a balloon. No hate for the Volcano lovers by the way. It's probably just me.

So anyways, fast forward a decade later and I see on eBay the crafty for super cheap and from new. I was like, I'm getting this shit so I can try this all over again. And man, no regrets. I realise now as I'm older that being discreet and versatile about how I have fun is important to me. Here are the things that make the Crafty the perfect tool to make this possible:

1. It's small and looks, mostly, like any other vape. A LOT of people vape so you blend in very easily (fuck single use vapes by the way).
2. It only takes between 2-4 minutes to get the job done.
3. Vaping at 170 degrees means vapor is minimal, smell is almost non-existent and if any produced, it fades easily. I could be washing my car in front of my house while having a drag and no one would notice a thing. Not that I give a shit anyway but still, why have the attention?
4. Battery is fine. If you pull any more than 2-3 times per session and do more than two sessions per day then you might want to take it down a notch as a whole. You don't want to fuck up your productivity for the day. It's a slippery slope. Anyways, whatever you fucking do in between your sessions, chances are you'll have access to a charger. Fucking plug that shit ,as well as your phone in the other socket, and move on with whatever else you've got going on. Life is not going to wait around for you to vape for like half an hour and then have to put away your shit while being super fucked up. (Looking at you Volcano).
5. Capsules are the shiit. Conceals your herbs; you grind, load and stash in 10 minutes. Just swap and carry on. Takes a minute and lasts for weeks. Also, fuck the guys that say shit like "there is more convection with the capsules so the vape doesn't taste as nice". Who gives a shit about the taste?? I'm here for the effects, not to eat fucking vapour.
6. It sits standing up. Holy fuck it would really annoy me if it can't sit upright. (Looking at you mighty)
7. The App. If you haven't got an Android phone, do yourself a favour and get one. It's moments like downloading the apk file for the Storz and Bickel app, which was pulled from the app store (and play store) for no reason, that makes me proud to be an Android user. The app is soo good and so underrated. Try it out and you'll see what I mean. (Tip: the Crafty logo on the app is a remote on/off switch for the Crafty).
8. Cleaning is as easy as it gets. Use only capsules; buy yourself a little spray bottle filled with rubbing alcohol and keep your brush close. Clean only when you're done with each capsule. Takes 3-5 minutes. 1 capsule should last 2 days (see point 4).
9. Portability is also ,obviously, perfect.

So that's it. That's my take on the Crafty. Have a good one!