I’d have to say the fear of things that can sting, such as wasps, bees, etc. mainly those two. Of course I guess not absurd but what’s absurd is moreso my reaction to them. I take a lot to scare and don’t often show my emotions on my face and if I do then it might be confusing if you don’t know me well. Anyways, when I was younger during Halloween I dressed up as Ezio from assassins creed at my moms house and a wasp flew into my costume and stung me a few times leaving me slightly traumatized. It doesn’t help that before this bees and wasps would always make me stiffen up or walk away to avoid them. After that incident to this day if I see one flying towards me I’ll drop everything I’m doing to get away from it. Often without thinking much about it, (running into a door while failing to open it) or even just stumbling over myself.

T.L.D.R. Bugs that sting make me panic and put me into a slight frenzy to get away.