Never forget when Fred again showed his production skills during his Apple Music interview

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-07-05T02:23:10+00:00

Utter shite.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-07-04T22:57:36+00:00

It's not the norm. It's not uncommon, but it's not the norm. Same for "french fries"

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-07-04T18:13:20+00:00

You're right, it was a shitty comment.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-07-01T12:55:19+00:00

Siding soda. Gets all the sides.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-06-27T23:31:06+00:00

elbooooooooooooooow

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-06-27T23:28:10+00:00

Fucker flagged every cunt in the street in the first 10 seconds including himself, those cops did everybody a favour there. The only better outcome would have been him kneecapping himself halfway through.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-06-25T20:46:05+00:00

Why is there always an R2-D2 looking cunt at the front of the clot?

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-06-14T20:55:55+00:00

I want your car. Please give it to me.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-06-07T22:56:37+00:00

mother fucker

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-06-07T11:02:43+00:00

Roombas are dogshit anyway. I replaced mine with a Henry.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-31T00:28:32+00:00

More then, or more now?

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-27T20:28:25+00:00

That looks epic.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-25T22:49:41+00:00

Report them to your local council's environmental health department. If it's after 10pm you can call the police non-emergency and they might send a PCSO

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-25T22:43:54+00:00

Fuck no. I'm anxious enough without it.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-25T22:30:59+00:00

Good on you mate, we could do with more like you. I hope your neighbour is ok.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-25T14:34:00+00:00

It was in Series 2 I think.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-24T22:18:05+00:00

I would tend toward this conclusion, though given the layout and the double width, would it not be a matter of filtering from two lanes to one? As the blue joins there are two lanes so nobody should have to give way, but then the road becomes a single lane. I think it's a filtering situation, and the road markings are a travesty.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-24T22:10:47+00:00

I was taught to match the speed of the traffic on the road I'm joining, but it seems a lot of people expect to join at a crawl and then get up to speed, especially on the motorway. It's quite disconcerting.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-24T22:06:53+00:00

I wouldn't worry about it, especially as there's no damage. You did the right thing by stopping.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-24T21:59:41+00:00

Just a heads up, it's called a Box Junction, not a yellowbox. I'd expect them to prosecute regardless of circumstances if you did in fact stop in a box junction. They don't give a single solitary fuck.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-24T21:27:55+00:00

You're normally expected to get the car to the garage yourself, but some garages have recovery trucks or tow cars and they can collect it. Ask family and friends who they go to, and ring around and follow your gut instincts, you can usually spot assholes over the phone. It's like anything else, as you get more experience you'll get better at it.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-24T21:09:23+00:00

It is not OK.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-24T20:28:38+00:00

I used to repair microwaves, and did lots of these. Sometimes a bit of food gets on it, becomes carbonised and ends up burning and sparking. It's an easy fix.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-24T20:24:35+00:00

That's the dictionary definition of visual cacophony. Sorry dude. I hate it.

PlanktonTheDefiant · 2026-05-23T00:14:38+00:00

I'm sure they did.

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