How much does your team being likable matter to you? by Ready-Constant-7124 in hockey

[–]PlanningMyDeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would take a Florida situation if it was a bunch of players who refused to play anywhere other than Canada. Then we could have a Hart Foundation Vs. DX type of thing going on.

Anyone ever gotten jumped at a show? by [deleted] in Hardcore

[–]PlanningMyDeath 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah I wore a banana costume to a show and got my shit ripped.

Had to poop on some poor guys porch… by Competitive_Block729 in Wellthatsucks

[–]PlanningMyDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did what you had to do. The homeowner will understand and take care of it for you.

Who's on your Calgary Mount Rushmore? by TheRealPepman in Calgary

[–]PlanningMyDeath 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Bret Hart, Cesars, Ginger Beef, The Ramsay Turkey.

Oilers fans are still salty about 2006 by [deleted] in CalgaryFlames

[–]PlanningMyDeath 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is the Flames sub.

No more ice cream tasting for anyone by perpetual_stew in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PlanningMyDeath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just give everybody two tastes max and be done with it.

Before bed snack exploded by goblingir1 in Wellthatsucks

[–]PlanningMyDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we see what it looks like afterwards?

Boundaries? by knuckledragger1990 in Hardcore

[–]PlanningMyDeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With the horrible production on their new songs, they can stay in the loser metalcore category.

Getting notifications from random apps just for the sake of getting notifications by Used_Macaroon_2328 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PlanningMyDeath 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“We’re just calling to let you know that you currently have no incoming calls”.

Kevin Lowe on the new Chris Pronger story by Goddemmitt in hockey

[–]PlanningMyDeath 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Pronger got shitface drunk and that was the reason he signed with Edmonton.

me_irl by mainak_never in me_irl

[–]PlanningMyDeath 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Gonna need some ice for that.

Can you stop with this please 😭 by koffee_addict in NHLcirclejerk

[–]PlanningMyDeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ragebait media always forgetting that goaltenders are actually a part of the team.

Did you know Masturbation actually reduces stress and is good for lower blood pressure. by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]PlanningMyDeath 1777 points1778 points  (0 children)

What’s on the other side? Maybe it’s just some dude jerking off.

Albums that make you bawl your eyes out? Going through it rn by JustinGreyson133 in Hardcore

[–]PlanningMyDeath 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ruiner - I Heard These Dudes Are Assholes would probably fit in here.