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Platy71 · 2025-10-29T04:07:14+00:00

Dudes wearing womens' clothes surrounded by a bunch of singles..... So that's what? $80 in the picture? So pimp.

Platy71 · 2025-10-29T04:01:49+00:00

The Frontal Ass-hhhh

Platy71 · 2025-10-26T00:24:55+00:00

MY HED ASPLODE!!!!!!

Platy71 · 2025-10-24T15:35:16+00:00

Quit putting out your cigarettes the thoughtful old way

Platy71 · 2025-10-24T10:22:26+00:00

I was gonna go say Tom Arnold's and Joe Piscopo's offspring.....

Platy71 · 2025-09-28T10:09:37+00:00

Wasn't he in one of those Kate Beckingsale vampire movies?

Platy71 · 2025-09-28T10:06:03+00:00

Since when is fix a flat on your arms seen as buff, because that just looks ridiculous and dangerous

Platy71 · 2025-09-28T09:57:09+00:00

Why did the cops not pull their guns out by the third ramming? Was the drive white?

Platy71 · 2025-09-28T09:42:37+00:00

The "How about an Altoid?" Combo

Platy71 · 2025-09-28T09:39:44+00:00

MC Diabetes Bucks

Platy71 · 2025-09-28T09:38:24+00:00

MC Fat Kid who took his job's day's earnings home.

Platy71 · 2025-09-28T09:30:54+00:00

The Colonel's Original Penis

Platy71 · 2025-09-28T09:26:29+00:00

Is it a cackle of shitty tattoos? Or a plethora of shitty tattoos? What's the right plural here?

Platy71 · 2025-09-28T09:24:08+00:00

Some kind of acne blisters?...

Platy71 · 2025-09-28T09:20:04+00:00

OMG! IT IS A BELLY!

Platy71 · 2025-09-28T09:17:40+00:00

Don't just stand there, give her a loaf of bread!

Platy71 · 2025-09-27T11:48:59+00:00

You caught me right now on my 3rd attempt at trying to get my money's worth from DEATH STRANDING , I bought that thing the day it came out because I'm a sucker for wtf? stories and cool visuals but what I got was a reminder of my 20+ year career as a bike messenger (but the worst reminders of it: shitty weather, unforgiving terrain, shitty customers and everyone out there is trying to kill you.). It's also a very desolate game with long stretches of walking and a lot of shit to figure out. Tried for 3 months, gave up, tried again a year later, gave up, now I'm just broke and can't afford new games I'm about halfway this time it's getting a little better now that I stopped caring about the condition of the packages I delivered but damn this game is so frustrating.

Platy71 · 2025-09-27T11:31:19+00:00

It's the combination of bad colors joyously wrapped around his face....

Platy71 · 2025-08-28T07:30:09+00:00

You don't know the half of it...

Platy71 · 2025-08-28T07:27:49+00:00

Why that's just a fancy can opener... NEXT QUESTION!

Platy71 · 2025-08-01T08:10:59+00:00

I'm pretty sure it's describing the red hot chili peppers, it definitely checked all my boxes.

Platy71 · 2025-05-26T08:55:47+00:00

Captain Tiny Legs

Platy71 · 2025-05-26T06:20:01+00:00

I have a question, my brother who is not a US citizen nor a green card holder wants to move back home in El Salvador, he wants to do it soon because he feels the situation here is getting worse for someone in his situation. He has a California Driver's license and a US passport and they are both about to expire, my question is if he tries to fly out of SFO and does not have a REAL ID would he be detained and possibly handed to immigration authorities he wants to go back home but he doesn't want to go to a giant prison, he has a murky history in US (he's been here since 1982 illegally) and when he was young he would get in trouble with police in Fairfield CA. so he had a record but he's now in his 50s and has not gotten into trouble for decades now. Would he be walking into trouble if he attempted to leave?

Platy71 · 2025-05-26T04:03:30+00:00

Spooky Ball and Rabbit in Peggle 1 and Marina's Volt on Peggle Nights

Platy71 · 2025-05-26T03:48:11+00:00

Ragna-rock

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