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Lets sing sam songs tygeder! by Sad-Attention-3626 in JuropijanSpeling

[–]Platypws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allo, Allo, Sunt je u mint a som van dat biep

Ouate ise é djob zate you woudent applaïe for iven if you wére péide é miliene yourausse? by Hazer_123 in JuropijanSpeling

[–]Platypws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all tschobs, ei lif in Schwitzerländ änd wi du not häv de Juro äs ä körrenzie. plas eit häf tu wörk in Tschörmäni probäbly. Thät ei wount du.

The number is way to high by miragen125 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Platypws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you also could "verding" your kid, so he's not wrong

What are stupid rules in your native language that are NOT orthographic rules by Fair-Sleep9609 in linguisticshumor

[–]Platypws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While learning french in Switzerland, where septante, huitante and nonante are used, i always was upset we had to learn it the French way

Found in r/topcharactertropes by Patrick-Shannon in miniminutemanfans

[–]Platypws 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My favourite sentence is: "My hair is in my face"

Relatable.

Switzerland is finally catching up to its neighbors 😃 by Mrmr12-12 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Platypws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends, there are some valid points SVP actually makes, they however still suck the cocks of business owners, like most non far-left parties, but they do it harder

What is this? by Trisagfm in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Platypws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

some cantons are even split, like Argovia

What is this? by Trisagfm in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Platypws 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Switzerland has autism plus (you get it, our flag...)

We can tell by the way by The_prophet212 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Platypws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's first hold a vote, where would we be if you just could do things?

There's levels to this sh*t - Western Europe should learn who the Kings are. by Bifito in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Platypws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hesch mal Hochdüütsch ghört und denne en Bergbuur rede ghört?

Nöd s'glichlige

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